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Oasis wrote:He'll have terrible back problems in later life though. 

Yeah but plumpy birds have big t1ts, these can be used for special massage techniques. 

Smeg wrote:Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too?   )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not   
More to follow.....

which shop? let me know, i'll pop over and give her one.

if she's cr'ap, i'll tell ya, then you can save face smeg