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Des wrote: No problem brother.
Cant believe she STILL has that stick 

O yes she has even threatened to put nails in the end. . All the best mate.

greenred wrote:This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British
and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation released by
the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS ARK ROYAL! THE
SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND
NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

dawson99 wrote:two gay irishman:

william fitz-patrick and patrick fitz-william

Reminds me of the Scottish poofs:

Ben Doon & Phil McKrackin. 

greenred wrote:This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British
and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation released by
the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS ARK ROYAL! THE
SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND
NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

peewee wrote:paddy and mick are walking  down the street and they see seamus carrying a big salmon, they ask how he got it and he explained that his mate hung over a bridge by his feet and when the salmon swam past he tickled it, it jumped out the water and he caught ir.

paddy says to mick "did you hear that mick, i think we should try"

"ok" said mick

so off they went

so paddy is hanging mick over the bridge by his feet, after about one hour mick shouts "quick paddy, pull me up"

"why" shouts paddy  "did you catch a salmon"

"No" screams Mick  "there is a train coming"

I lost many family members that way and I don't appreciate you making fun of it

Big Niall wrote:

peewee wrote:paddy and mick are walking  down the street and they see seamus carrying a big salmon, they ask how he got it and he explained that his mate hung over a bridge by his feet and when the salmon swam past he tickled it, it jumped out the water and he caught ir.

paddy says to mick "did you hear that mick, i think we should try"

"ok" said mick

so off they went

so paddy is hanging mick over the bridge by his feet, after about one hour mick shouts "quick paddy, pull me up"

"why" shouts paddy  "did you catch a salmon"

"No" screams Mick  "there is a train coming"

I lost many family members that way and I don't appreciate you making fun of it