Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?
"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.
This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"
Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.