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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:20 am

no friends, wtf  :angry:  :D
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back to the story:


congratulations youve won the lottery !

Judge thought for a minute, and realised that the letter was from that lying fucker greedo, coz it was he who was from Droitwich.

Greedo was mentally challnged and forgot that postal marks can be traced, he'd even wrote his return address on the back. The thick twat, thought judge of greedo :D

Judge decided that greedo needed killing, as the little fucker had wormed his way out of death many times. Judge's plan was to lure greedo to Lebanon, where judge thought that the zionists would bomb him and that would leave judge in the clear.

That would pave the way open so judgey could really satisfy greedo's missus with his hammer head :D

Anti-hero went for another wank


then..........................
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Postby joko » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:45 am

joko and his mommy coming, and ask if judge like beef or pork?
judge gives no answer as he's still playing with, no sure, it looks like his zipper
anti hero comes and says something to judge...
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:11 am

anti-hero whispers to judge that anti hero loves joko

shocked at this, judge slaps anti-hero. joko runs away............
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Postby anti-hero » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:14 am

and Judge wakes from his dream all wet in bed.


The sicko.


He gets out of bed and walks a few steps before he gets bummed by his uncle. :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:16 am

anti-hero wrote:and Judge wakes from his dream all wet in bed.


The sicko.


He gets out of bed and walks a few steps before he gets bummed by his uncle. :D

what a double wammy. Anti hero realised that it was his dream all along. He'd been dreaming that judge was dreamin, but he realised, using his peanut sized cerebrum, that he'd been dreaming.

work that out  :D


Anti hero had another bishop bashing session on his own in the bog


meanwhile......................
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Postby joko » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:17 am

Judge wrote:anti-hero whispers to judge that anti hero loves joko

shocked at this, judge slaps anti-hero. joko runs away............

joko knows that judge was only being jealous
mommy says to joko that it's not a shame that everybody loves you
joko and anti hero remaining friends

while judge, he keeps playing with..., can't see it, apparently with his zipper, looks his hands are moving ups and downs faster and faster

his zipper must be badly damaged
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:19 am

just then judge finally laid joko to rest, by shooting him with a .44 magnum, dirty harry style.

judge shouted ''joko, stay the fuck down, your dead now''

joko was indeed dead....no one cried
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Postby anti-hero » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:23 am

what Judge didnt know that anti-hero, wasnt really anti-hero.



It was Joko. (sorry man.. :D  Judge is a bastard.. :D )


and apparently, he was jacking off to a picture of Lando. Judge got furious.


"Gimme that!" and kick Joko away.. Judge then went into a cupboard, withdrew a paper bag, glued Lando's picture on the bag, and then said,

"Oi! Uncle! Where are you??"

His uncle said, "Here Judgey boy... in the closet.. *giggles.."

And Judge went in and he and his uncle spent 5 hours filled with slurping and sucking and other nasty noises.

*I puke at this point. :D


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On that note, this story has been classified R-rated. :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:44 am

anti hero went for a ham shank again
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Postby joko » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:40 am

my father asks me, where is the man you call 'judge'?
is he the one who's talking with the phone?

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Postby anti-hero » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:47 am

Joko.. :D


You're very weird do you know that? :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:00 am

indian chest was not amused, and slapped anti hero............
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Postby joko » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:23 am

anti-hero wrote:Joko.. :D


You're very weird do you know that? :D

anti-hero

99% of your posts containing this emoticon: " :D " do you know that?


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Postby anti-hero » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:24 am

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Postby Judge » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:16 am

anti hero realise he'd been rumbled as an emoticon spammer............
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