by Woollyback » Wed May 26, 2004 10:23 pm
Happy birthday old Cheeso.
I've come to the conclusion that you're actually a dog. You've had 7 birthdays this year, you follow any old moron as a leader (typical ManU trait), Beavis says he's seen you sniffing lamposts before having a jimmy, you have fleas, you smell, and lastly you're in your kennel outside licking where yer balls used to be whilst we're inside in the warm & cosy premium members area.
PS. Can you send us a video of you blowing the candles out on yer (cheese)cake cos You've Been Framed will pay me £250 for a vid of a mangy old mutt doing that.
Many happy returns... 
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Woollyback on Wed May 26, 2004 10:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e