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by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:30 pm

Blues Brothers - Cult Classic

For me it has to be Dan Aykroyd - AKA Elwood!

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:31 pm

mine is actually a blue actress jenna jameson

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:31 pm

papa smurf

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:37 pm

dawson99 wrote:papa smurf

I thought you'd be into Smurfette! Are your true sexual deviations coming out? I suppose you could always fantasize about Natalie Portman in a smurf suit!

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:11 pm

hulk, when he got poisoned

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:46 pm

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight- :censored:

Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't :censored:

.
Ronald Fisher: That's :censored:

. Smurfette :censored:

all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She :censored:

them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:15 pm

Donne Darko - That's one film I haven't seen! I must see it just for that quote!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:21 pm

i'll bring it in tomorrow and lend it to u

it is a great film, truly bizarre, and any smurf quote adds a star to any film!

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:i'll bring it in tomorrow and lend it to u

it is a great film, truly bizarre, and any smurf quote adds a star to any film!

Thx Dawson - you can borrow any of my "Debbie Does" series.

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:47 pm

Debbie does dawson :buttrock

by **hawkmoon269** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:55 pm

I remember a Debbie from Primary School - she had size B tads in P7 - and they weren't tissue paper!!!

by **laza** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:10 am

Devil in a blue dress Jennifer Beals

by **laza** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:21 am

oh and speaking of actresses in blue

How could i forgot the entire Italian national football team

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:47 am

That Rebecca Romjin Stamos off X-Men would get it. She's got blue skin.

Is that the point of this thread? Favourite blue person?

(yawn), just going to throw Channel 5 on............

:;):

by **Judge** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:07 am

peewee wrote:mine is actually a blue actress jenna jameson, and john holmes

no way peewee

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