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Lee J wrote:The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to
the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower

    PMSL, very good.

Leonmc0708 wrote:

laza wrote:All the best Lee
Your certainly be missed from Fit bird zone
Not sure what you said to cop this flak, really does seem to be animal farm around here

What a film 

Yeah John Belsushi starring in a George Orwell novel.....who would have guessed it. Though the film seemed so different from the book   

Ciggy wrote:

john craig wrote:People complaining about other members to the moderators is out of order, for feck sake it's only the internet.  I think that if someone is made to feel like they should leave the forum because some wimp complains about them it's pretty sh.it.

Not often I agree with you John but this is spot on, some members on here are like a bunch of little girls cryin to the MODS you have to ask yourself how old are some of these members that keep complaining?
Its so childish its the net, below the belt remarks then yes and threatening behavior is a different thing.
But name calling is childish "Sticks and Stones" as they say..........
Grow some balls some of you muppets that are reporting every incident to the MODS they cant be @rsed with yer whingin.

Leonmc0708 wrote:I have reported your post to the moderating team.

Im gutted now, Im gona leave 

Ciggy wrote:

john craig wrote:People complaining about other members to the moderators is out of order, for feck sake it's only the internet.  I think that if someone is made to feel like they should leave the forum because some wimp complains about them it's pretty sh.it.

Not often I agree with you John but this is spot on, some members on here are like a bunch of little girls cryin to the MODS you have to ask yourself how old are some of these members that keep complaining? Ask the MODS how many times I complain or Kazza, Zara or Shanks, I bet not as much as some of the male gender on here. You should be ashamed of yerselves.

Its so childish its the net, below the belt remarks then yes and threatening behavior is a different thing.
But name calling is childish "Sticks and Stones" as they say..........
Grow some balls some of you muppets that are reporting every incident to the MODS they cant be @rsed with yer whingin.

my god what a woman.....    

Leonmc0708 wrote:

Ciggy wrote:

john craig wrote:People complaining about other members to the moderators is out of order, for feck sake it's only the internet.  I think that if someone is made to feel like they should leave the forum because some wimp complains about them it's pretty sh.it.

Not often I agree with you John but this is spot on, some members on here are like a bunch of little girls cryin to the MODS you have to ask yourself how old are some of these members that keep complaining?
Its so childish its the net, below the belt remarks then yes and threatening behavior is a different thing.
But name calling is childish "Sticks and Stones" as they say..........
Grow some balls some of you muppets that are reporting every incident to the MODS they cant be @rsed with yer whingin.

I have reported your post to the moderating team.

taff wrote:I no longer want to protect Argentinians from cruelty

    lol @ taff

Lee J wrote:I'm a complete retard.

I had a little talk with myself last night. Lately I've been a right uptight, aggressive nobhead. I have a lot on at the moment and I've been snappy with people for no reason.

Yesterday I made peace and buried the hatchet with Leon. We've shook hands and made up, even laughed about it. There are some really decent folk on here. Judge is a good pal, Ciggy is lovely, woof woof, Dawson, Stmick to name a few. Why ould I want to leave and not be part of this wonderful forum. I'll be the first to admit I don't really post much football/Liverpool FC topics. I usually find some one has beaten me to it to post a bit of news or whatever. dohh!

Anyway, I've give my head a shake and I'll be sticking around.

Thanks for your patience. No doubt this will be the point where you all now take the p!ss but hey ho.

I had already posted this news in rumours 

welcome back mate