Liverpool FC Forum

dawson99 wrote:I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me, cuz you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo Vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and him that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas...(yeah), Fellas...(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt...(hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And...double up...
I ain't talkin' bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna...
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin' on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies...(yeah), Ladies...(yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes...(yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thing
Give me a sista - I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

So, 3 and 4 for you as well then Dawson?   

(Nice to see Sir Mix-a-lot getting his props though!)

dawson99 wrote:3 and 4 in a dawson sandwich badbob, with a little mayo which i will provide

Oh, that's just wrong!   

Leonmc0708 wrote:i thought this was a thread about me

Rafa-Dodd wrote:not worksafe!!!!!!! 

I thought the title would have given that away. 

Lando_Griffin wrote:

Rafa-Dodd wrote:not worksafe!!!!!!! 

I thought the title would have given that away. 

where do you work rafadodd, a fucking monestry