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by **Judge** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:16 am

then anti hero woke up alongside lando, when they suddenly realised they'd had a telepathic dream together.

They looked at each other and used the readily available vaseline on each other, just as always.....when greedo.........

by **anti-hero** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:33 am

said..

"..Oi! Stop it!

That vaseline's for me and Judge!"

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:40 am

judge then burst in and killed the lying greedo..............

by **anti-hero** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:48 am

who was surprised because he thought he was gonna get some lovin.

He died, right there, with vaseline all over his hands.

Meanwhile..

by **Judge** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:58 am

anti hero fisked the dead greedo, especially the groin area, saying he felt that greedo had something of his.......

by **anti-hero** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:17 am

that greedo took.

Anti-Hero then found what he was looking for.

He retrieved a thong all old and crusty, once belonging to Carmen Elektra(who was one of Anti-Hero's many girlfriends) which greedo took because he found the silky texture so irresitable.

He threw it at Judge.

"I believe you and Greedo had alot of fun slipping that from each other's legs."

"Yes we did."

"You sicken me."

"I'm sorry."

"You should be."

And Anti-Hero walked away.

Judge stood there.. contemplating what the consequences of his homosexual flings with greedo had cost him in his life.

by **Leonmc0708** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:58 am

And then judge went crying to the moderators aGAIN .....

by **thegreedo** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:35 am

Judge tried to clear his vision by wiping the tears away from his eyes, he could just make out a tall, muscular figure in front of him, he knew it couldn't possibly be the deformed, quasimodo-like figure of anti-hero as he was only four foot tall in his stocking feet! It could only be... no, I saw him dead on the floor myself thought judge..... the Greedo!! The blow, thought fatal by his underlings, had merely winded the handsome giant of a man.
Judge then felt greedo's huge hand clasp around his neck. He could hardly breathe as he was lifted off the floor and carried over to the couch that anti-hero was by this time hiding under. Greedo unceremoniously dumped the still tearful Judge on the couch before retrieving his thong.
Suddenly Carmen burst across the room "you kept it all this time!" she cried referring to the thong that had once adorned her pert behind.
"Of course. How could I not keep a souvenir. Those wild nights in the back of anti-hero's Lada were amazing" reminisced greedo
"I have never stopped thinking about you." coo'ed Carmen "let me come with you!"
Greedo looked deep into her sparkling eyes "I only move forward, never return to old ground, you'll be happy here."
With that the Adonis-like figure slipped off into the night.

When he felt it was safe the quivering anti-hero emerged from behind the sofa to comfort the grizzling Judge. They were bound in a soft embrace when.......

by **Judge** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:20 am

greedo rogered leon

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:20 am

Right up the sh*tter.

Leon came around from the Rephynol-induced coma which thegreedo used to violate the poor little lamb's bottom.

Leon was not impressed, especially as he glanced over to the bed-side cabinet and saw a browned 12" vibrator.
Sitting up gingerly, he dressed and John Wayne'd his way to the nearest hospital, where he required 5 stitches in his throbbing rectum.

Thegreedo was busy making tracks, as he knew Leon would be out for revenge (and who could blame him). The self proclaimed "Adonis", was infact a pre-op transsexual, and he had used his feminine appearance to lure Leon into a darkened corner of "The Dog and Gorilla", where the drugging took place.

As all of his sex-goddess lovers were on their period, Lando agreed to delve into his forte (he had spent a time as the best Private Detective the World had ever known), and track-down thegreedo for the dispairing Leon.
It took Lando 2 minutes to find thegreedo's exact whereabouts. He knew that Judge was his illicit lover, and with the right kind of persuasion (A pre-paid rent-boy), the law-man would spill the beans quicker than a Frenchman's orgasm.

Lando offered the information to Leon, bade him good day, and went back to his palatial mansion, "Lando Towers", to get frisky with the stunning maid he'd just employed from Playboy.

Anti-hero, Peewee and Hawkmoon...

by **Judge** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:24 am

beat lando with a twelve inch dildo (just like in lock stock and two smoking barrels) for not paying their protection money, and for putting high class tarts on the companies accounts.....

by **thegreedo** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:10 pm

Lando's porpoise like frame quivvered with fear, even the gnarled dwarf-like figure of anti-hero struck terror into the heart of the Jabba-like character.

"Please no more!!" he cried.

Suddenly the usually quiet Hawkmoon piped up. "you owe us, and you owe us big!!"

Lando's inability to get girls due to his repulsive appearence had caused him to run up huge debts with all sorts of underworld vice cartel's including the one who emloyed the three men standing before him. This organisation known to the rest of the criminal fraternity as "The Sauce Age Jocky's" dealt only in the most depraved kind of vice which Lando revelled in.

"You'll get your money, I promise!"

"Oh yeah, how?" said Peewee.

"I'll sell my ar$e!!"

The three henchmen broke out into fits of uncontrolable laughter.

"What are you laughing at?"

Hawkmoon threw Lando a look of utter contempt "we've been trying to pimp that a$$ for years. There's no takers. There's so many creases of blubba surrounding it even Tiger Woods couldn't find the hole!!".

"You've got 24 hours!" said Peewee.

The henchmen then heaved Lando onto the floor, rolled him over, pulled down his dungarees and shoved the 12 inch dildo up what they estimated to be his anus. They then turned to walk out leaving Lando looking like a lard popsicle before shouting back once more, "24 hours!!".

Meanwhile, back at Dawson's strip club.........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:28 am

...Thegreedo's novel-writing was interrupted, just as he was about to cum over his outlandish thoughts of Lando's rather pert bottom.

The interlude occured due to a problem no greater in significance than "The Big Bang".
It was God himself. He turned to Thegreedo and said "Little man - why do you trouble Lando so? He hath the blessing of my kingdom, and all that blacken his name shall forever be cast into pergatory."

Thegreedo responded "I can't hear you - you'll have to speak into the microphone".

And God said "Oh, I'm sorry - is THIS better? Check, check - Jerry, pull the high-end out - I'm still getting some hiss back here."

"Yes it's much better, thankyou", thegreedo replied.

"I'm sorry for being such a gimp - I promise that I'll admit to the World that I have an incredibly small brain, with even smaller private parts." Thegreedo added.

"So it shall be" God decreed, and with that, faded into the night.

As thegreedo came to, he realised that everyone in the strip club was laughing at him. Every single person. Even the 73-year-old man dressed as a bunnygirl, earning a living doing arthritic lap-dances.

"Why are you all laughing, you sons of bitches?" Thegreedo inquired.

"One minute you were writing, and the next you were dreaming about telling the World about your small penis and brain!!!", Eric (The bunny"girl") said, between fits of giggles.

Hawkmoon entered, read that Thegreedo had cast him as a pimping debt-collector, and proceeded to break his nose in 17 different places, before hawking his a*s around the room. (Not ENTIRELY off the mark, it would seem!

)

The highest bidder was peewee, who had already seen how HE had been cast, and decided to toy with the young pervert, before...

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:22 am

trying it in the dark......................

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:30 am

Judge wrote:trying it in the dark......................

With a sultry Malaysian stunner.

Sadly, thegreedo interrupted peewee's love-fest, and so paid with his life.

Peewee landed an almighty right-hook into greedy's temple, and the tranny was no more.

Peewee proceeded to nob the gorgeous bird, and after he'd finished, sent her to Lando's palace to brush-up on her oral skills.

Judge...

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