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Rafa-Dodd wrote:LOL - Trisha on newkit Feck off Smeggie!!!!

Its fine:  :

course it is! Theres some great on them yr 10 birds (that 15 yearolds), was wondering, be honest; do you still clock them and stare when you are 'older'?

Smeg wrote:Next dilema: My friend is having a party at the weekend, Im 17, is it morally right for me to hook up with a Fit bird if shes 18 months - 2 years younger? Honest answers please...........

do it whilst you still can; you'll still want to when you're in your twenties but you'll get locked up for that

just don't do any bird with big flabby t*ts with a motorway map of veins all over them and nipples like bin-lids  *wishes there was a projectile vomit smiley* 

actually do what you want, you can always just say you were young and needed the money 

Sabre wrote:Well said Kazza.

In Spain we say,

en caso de duda, la más tetuda.

Which is a rhyme that means, in case of doubt, pick the one with more tits. And those super slim fits are like a table, nothing on front, nothing on the back.

In England, we tend to just say "Get yer tits out, you slag" 

Woollyback wrote:the tale of the ex-girlfriend....




I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to f--k off and I hung up.

Woollyback wrote:the tale of the ex-girlfriend....




I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to f--k off and I hung up.

    

Woollyback wrote:the tale of the ex-girlfriend....




I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to f--k off and I hung up.