peewee wrote:and easter will cost you a funking fortune

peewee wrote:when she says "does this skirt make my bum look big"? then your reply should be " no its your big fat @rse that does that"
stmichael wrote:peewee wrote:when she says "does this skirt make my bum look big"? then your reply should be " no its your big fat @rse that does that"
reminds me of a jimmy carr gag.
my missus said to me "does my bum look big in this?"
i said "yeah it does actually"
she replied "that's not nice. i think your just fattist"
i said "no love, i think your the fattist"
Sabre wrote:I know this might not be politically correct, but for once, give it a shot to the girly if you like her. I used to think like you, but a girl with overweight gave me the best summer night for ages when I was 20. I had an erection the whole night.
Sometimes we don't give a opportunity to a girl because we want our friends see we are with fit birds, but it's a mistake.
Make love, and she will get thinner.
Atta boy, Sabre!
Out of curiosity, was she into your Steve Bruce-sized melon?
Sabre wrote:Atta boy, Sabre!
Out of curiosity, was she into your Steve Bruce-sized melon?
Bad Bob, lad, go out and meet some girls, come back, and then we'll talk about sex and other adult thingies.
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