


So what do I do? Am I a


Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...
Smeg wrote:So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get ongreat, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a
for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a
webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.
So what do I do? Am I afor letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow
for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?
Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...
Roberts wrote:Smeg wrote:So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get ongreat, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a
for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a
webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.
So what do I do? Am I afor letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow
for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?
Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...
Tell her to lose weight, its harsh but I have a fear of fat birds
Dalglish wrote:Stop it , i'm crying here !
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Dalglish wrote:Stop it , i'm crying here !
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red37 wrote:id prepare for the worst... a two foot plank and a stout ball of string should suffice. oh, and a decent halogen lamp!
(tip no.17- courtesy of "the pot-holer's almanac" - Oct 1982)
Dalglish wrote:Roberts wrote:Or give her about 50 laxatives she would soon cut weight, either that or a Sauna for 12 hours
Thats cruel , she would be sweating more than a fat lass in Ibiza !
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