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by dawson99 » Fri May 19, 2006 5:15 pm

its sad news people, heather mills is taking paul to court to gain rights over property and some land. paul mccartney is trying to get out of it tho as it would cost him a farm and a leg

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by The Ace1983 » Fri May 19, 2006 5:20 pm

I heard he was filing for divorce on the grounds of her being perpetually inhebriated. Apparently she was always legless.

by Honolulu Bob » Fri May 19, 2006 5:23 pm

Apparently Heather told friends she tried everything to make it work but can't think of anything else to try, so she's a bit stumped!!   

by 112-1077774096 » Fri May 19, 2006 5:23 pm

by Honolulu Bob » Fri May 19, 2006 5:25 pm

peewee wrote:i hear it because on her birthday he bought her a pair of tights and some scissors

Yeah but if she tried to use that in court she wouldn't have a leg to stand on!

by Ciggy » Fri May 19, 2006 5:30 pm

A South African loses a leg in a gold mine accident.

"Im fucked now," he said, "Who'd want a one legged gold digger?"

"Me" said Paul McCartney.


























God forgive me

by Dundalk » Fri May 19, 2006 5:31 pm

by The Ace1983 » Fri May 19, 2006 5:31 pm

QUICK! I just found out she's reading this thread! Leg It!

by The Ace1983 » Fri May 19, 2006 5:34 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:QUICK! I just found out she's reading this thread! Leg It!

Not really. I'm only pulling your leg! 



(btw, we are so going to Hell for this  )

by Dundalk » Fri May 19, 2006 5:36 pm

by ste123lfc » Sun May 21, 2006 1:42 pm

Apparently she was given a plane for christmas one year and some immac for her other leg