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by **82-1074641017** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:52 pm

Me and the lads out to Liverpool for a few drinks because it was a mates birthday, the 6 of us went the baa baa to do some shots anyway Peter aka P-Whack(the angry schizophrenic mate who drinks a lot and always has the sh1ts) downed 8 shots of Black Russian and 6 Bottles of VK, we then headed to Barracuda for a couple of pints, Peter had 3 Super Shandys in about 45 minutes, then went the Walkabout last and Peter already very plastered and getting a narc on at this stage because me and kev were taking the p1ss out of his weak bowels decided to drink 4 Brandys and Coke and 4 pints of lager.
Then me and the lads were by the Athena chippy we are waiting in the chippy and we heard Peter having a foul mouthed exchange with some passers by, Peter then decides to run at a moving car by the chippy and threatened to knock :censored:

out of the fella in the car at this stage the language coming out of Peters mouth would make a docker blush

So me and Neil went to calm Peter down and Peter gets a grip of me by the throat, so I launched him into a wall, Neil tried to calm Peter down, so Peter got a grip of Neil and threatened to,'Fucking smash his face in'

So the rest of the lads came out and told Peter to shut up, Peter then started giving some girls a mouthful across the road, we just fooked off and walked down to Craigs car, Peter then calmed down and followed us in his drunken state.
As we were in the car he was asleep and his head kept on hitting the window, so he decides to open the window and his head hanging out of the window he almost hits a lamppost :laugh:

So we close the window and as we are driving past Fazakerley, Peter says,'UUURRR', then he holds his hand to his mouth(but sadly hes got a catch like David James) and theres orange sick all over Peters shirt,pants and shoes and all over the seats in Craigs car.
Craig wasnt amused as he had to pay to get the car cleaned, and Peter didnt even apologise, some of the lads wont talk to Peter now and Peter thinks they are overreacting

Thank fook hes not going on holiday with us, hes a nutcase

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:58 pm

How old is he Paul? Sounds like a 17 year old who can't take the pace. :no

He shouldn't drink if he gets into states like that. Especially in Town, people have been stabbed for less than that kind of behaviour.

by **82-1074641017** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:00 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:How old is he Paul? Sounds like a 17 year old who can't take the pace.

He shouldn't drink if he gets into states like that. Especially in Town, people have been stabbed for less than that kind of behaviour.

Sad thing is hes 26 next month, he always blames it on his diabetes which is bullsh.it.
Only about 2 of the lads can stand him, If our holiday to Florida comes off in September im glad hes not going because 2 weeks with him, id end up killing him :nod

by **woof woof !** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:04 pm

And some people wonder why Liverpool has been nominated as "European Capital of Culture " .

They obviously don't know what they're missing . (lets hope they never find out .)

Buy your mate an everton shirt,take him down to Albert dock , stick a few bricks in his pocket and throw him in .

(At the very least he'll get his a*se washed )

by **Woollyback** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:06 pm

did he need a poo?

by **adamnbarrett** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:36 pm

Woollyback wrote:did he need a poo?

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:46 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Buy your mate an everton shirt,take him down to Albert dock , stick a few bricks in his pocket and throw him in .

(At the very least he'll get his a*se washed )

by **82-1074641017** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:51 pm

Woollyback wrote:did he need a poo?

He always needs to poo, he has more shits than hot dinners :laugh:

by **82-1074641017** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:34 pm

OMG hes just texted me to see if Ill go for a drink with him tonight. No Chance!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:40 am

Roberts - I doubt you have the strength to "launch" anything other than Internet Explorer!!!!!

by **82-1074641017** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:48 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Roberts - I doubt you have the strength to "launch" anything other than Internet Explorer!!!!!

Believe me mate I done well to launch him hes about 15 stone the fat cunt

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:51 am

by **Judge** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:28 am

is his name ''whack''

by **82-1074641017** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:34 am

Judge wrote:is his name ''whack''

Thats him! :cool:

by **Judge** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:59 am

Roberts wrote:
Judge wrote:is his name ''whack''

Thats him!

he shat himself in eddies

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