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by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:27 pm

Crowd: Booo
Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they booing me?
Smithers: No sir, they're saying Boo-urns, Boo-urns.
Mr. Burns (to crowd): Are you saying boo or Boo-urns?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO
Hans Moleman: I was saying Boo-urns.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:27 pm

Little boy: My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play, with my d..
Skinner: That's quite enough of that filth young man!

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:28 pm

Superintendent Chalmers to Skinner: Take it outside God-boy!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:28 pm

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:28 pm

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:29 pm

Marge: Homer? Are you licking toads?
Homer: I'm not not licking toads.

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:29 pm

Judge: Bart, your sister says you have something to say to me
Bart: Errr, yeah.....it's great to see more chicks on the bench

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:30 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Superintendent Chalmers to Skinner: Take it outside God-boy!

he says that to Flanders.

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:32 pm

Burns: They think I'm an Ogre! I'll club them and eat their bones!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:32 pm

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:32 pm

French waiter: Your "Shou-dair", madam.
Freddy Quimby: What did you say? Shou-dair? SHOU-DAIR? It's CHOWDA. Say it Frenchie, CHOWDA, CHOWDA!!!!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:33 pm

Grandpa: Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters.
Homer: Yes thank you dad. Lets go!.... I'll take this communist one too!

by **Bad Bob** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:33 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Superintendent Chalmers to Skinner: Take it outside God-boy!

he says that to Flanders.

D'oh!!!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:34 pm

Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:34 pm

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

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