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by **shanks72** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:04 pm

dawson99 wrote:i do realise! and i'll be expecting a present

ha ha ha, you are funny, you really make me laugh, lol!!!

:nod

by **dawson99** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:05 pm

well thats the main thing... :wwww

now lets all drink!

by **taff** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:13 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:I prefer beer to women right this second right now. Serious. Women are mad sometimes, lager is never mad.

Guns are safe as well till you add humans to the equation

by **The Ace1983** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:25 pm

As me and a mate once said: One way or another, women suck.

by **shanks72** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:47 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:As me and a mate once said: One way or another, women suck.

I presume, ACE, you are discluding all the female members of you and your mate's families 'cause "women" do include mothers, grandmothers, sisters and daughters, don't they?

by **shanks72** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:15 am

Actually, Ace, I'm going to turn this around and say that "men suck" (some of them anyways).

Give me a lager and black anyday ---(blackcurrant makes the lager taste sweet, if you're into that sort of thing)

(Although I'd rather have a nice cuppa tea these days --- oh well).

by **dawson99** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:16 am

rather have a cup of tea? at least have an irish coffee, they kinda rock.
and beer is good, women is good, combine the two and it can be murder (said in sam voice from heart to heart)

by **shanks72** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:40 am

dawson99 wrote:and beer is good, women is good, combine the two and it can be murder (said in sam voice from heart to heart)

An Irish coffee - have to try this!

(And scary talk for a Monday morning!!)

:upside:

by **dawson99** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:09 pm

its is abit scary...lol

but a nice irsh coffee totally rocks. im gonna have one later now ive thought about it

by **shanks72** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:45 pm

dawson99 wrote:and beer is good, women is good, combine the two and it can be murder (said in sam voice from heart to heart)

But I like your new point of view!!

:nod

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:15 pm

shanks72 wrote:Actually, Ace, I'm going to turn this around and say that "men suck" (some of them anyways).

Give me a lager and black anyday ---(blackcurrant makes the lager taste sweet, if you're into that sort of thing)

(Although I'd rather have a nice cuppa tea these days --- oh well).

Well, I agree with the beer, but the blackcurrent? Sounds a bit girly to me! :laugh:

And mothers, grandmothers, daughters and sisters don't count of course. In the eyes of any man, they aren't really women, they are relatives that just happen to be female. And if you think that they haven't or won't suck a bit in their days, your in denial. It's just that I, thankfully, won't be involved in any way, and hopefully I'll never have to hear about it.

Some men suck. That's their perogative and it's not a standard.

And I'm more into my mexican coffe these days.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:32 pm

Women.

Stupid f*cking question really!

by **shanks72** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:39 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:And mothers, grandmothers, daughters and sisters don't count of course. In the eyes of any man, they aren't really women, they are relatives that just happen to be female.

Some men suck. That's their perogative and it's not a standard.

And I'm more into my mexican coffe these days.

I knew this after I posted and thought about wiping it, but decided to leave it anyways.

And I don't agree, if u don't mind me saying so, about it being a man's perogative to be horrid. Some men treat women very badly (I'm speaking from experience lol) and I just don't think it is necessary and I think it shows they are the ones with the problem.

After all I think we women are very nice on the whole, even if u don't like us. :nod

by **The Ace1983** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:51 pm

My dear wom... fellow poster (sorry, almost a bit sexist there) I was, when refering to men sucking, indicating those of the male fraternity who choose to, how should I put this, prefer to snack on sausage rolls. And yes, I know that men can suck in terms of attitude and more besides as well, and though I do not condone these men's actions, I am constantly reminded by "very nice" female friends of mine that as a man, I am therefore a b@st@rd.

And on the whole, as much as I love them, I find women devious, manipulative, heartless psychotics with an emotional stability a kin to an active volcano which has just absorbed an atomic bomb. And yet, I would still choose them over beer every time.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:51 pm

shanks72 wrote:
The Ace1983 wrote:And mothers, grandmothers, daughters and sisters don't count of course. In the eyes of any man, they aren't really women, they are relatives that just happen to be female.

Some men suck. That's their perogative and it's not a standard.

And I'm more into my mexican coffe these days.

I knew this after I posted and thought about wiping it, but decided to leave it anyways.

And I don't agree, if u don't mind me saying so, about it being a man's perogative to be horrid. Some men treat women very badly (I'm speaking from experience lol) and I just don't think it is necessary and I think it shows they are the ones with the problem.

After all I think we women are very nice on the whole, even if u don't like us.

Were you by any chance suffering from an American full-stop?

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