by The Ace1983 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:16 pm
Here's a few others:
1. "What did you expect? Yellow spandex?"
2. "I need a father who's a role model. Not some horny geek boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lamo. Someone really should just put him out of his misery."
3. "It's Friday. You ain't got a job. You ain't got sh.1t to do!"
4. "We've come on holiday by mistake!"
5. "I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today. We either win here as a team, or we're gonna crumble inch by inch, play by play 'till we're finished. We're in hell right now"
6. "Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar!"
7. "You've got red on you"
8. "What do you mean blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone in here."
9. "I get by because people make a special effort to shop here.Mostly young men who spend all their time looking for deleted Smiths singles and original, not re-rereleased, underlined, Frank Zappa albums."
10. "There isn't much to tell. I'm 38. Went to college. I can still speak English when my business demands it. Used to work for the district attorneys office."
Try them on for size.
