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by **Judge** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:23 am

but no one could understand the censored words by anti hero........

by **anti-hero** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:43 am

till he found a way past that damned censored image everytime he said something like :censored:

, or

, or something more "foul" like :censored:

...

As's was the word you were looking for.

by **Judge** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:16 pm

judge realised what anti hero was getting at the first time, due to his superior intellect.

however, woollyback and the other chuckle brother hawkmoon came.......

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:14 am

...hurtling through a timeportal, and brought with them the greatest plastic-surgeon the future holds, who set to work immediately fitting Lando with a 15" dobber.

Judge was insane with jealousy and tried to kill himself under a bridge, using only a knitting needle and...

by **bng89** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:30 am

a paper clip.

Lando Griffin realised Judge was jealous, so he....

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:39 am

...Laughed rather heartedly, then kicked him in the head to help Judge's attempt to die.

Meanwhile, Bng89 had climbed up a nearby tree, and videoed the entire episode, sent it to You've Been Framed, and got £250 out of it.

Enraged, a semi-consious Judge and a newly donkey-knobbed Lando joined forces and sought compensation, via a smackdown, from the peeping Aussie.

Suitably recompenced, Judge confessed his undying love to Lando, who promptle beat the sh*t out of him for being a homo.

After Judge had regained conciousness, they became friends, and tracked down the ellusive "LFC" who had been harbouring some...

by **bng89** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:08 am

specially made drugs, which both Lando and Judge had paid for but LFC had ripped them off.

bng89 figured out that he can make some money from this so he followed Lando and Judge to the.....

by **anti-hero** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:31 am

to the dealer's hideout.

Armed with automatic weapons and kevlar vests..

they stormed the villa he lived but were ..

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:25 am

surprised to find stmike there, wallowing in his klinkdom. However, being a tramp who lives in boro train station, he asked for a second hand cigarette........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:46 am

...and AB, who had just arrived, beat the f*ck out of him as he cannot stand fags. (He lives in the US, you know!)

Lando, Judge, and a slowly-balding Bng89 searched the entire building, finding only 2 items of interest:
1. A 22" dildo, and 2. A Ferrett.

Judge immediately bagsied (

) the dildo, and Bng89 befriended the ferrett, named him Wilbur, and settled down to marry.

Lando, on the other hand, was enraged that LFC had again scarpered with the wonder drug he himself had invented.

In the wrong hands, the pill could be used as a deadly weapon of mass destruction.

Lando, and a John Wayne-esk Judge continued their persuit of LFC down a long and dusty staircase, which had a...

by **anfieldadorer** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:40 am

bloody hell, you guys are perverts

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:17 am

...sign hanging off the wall.

Anfieldadorer has absolutely no connection to the story at this juncture, but for commission reasons, he is mentioned.

Then, Lando and Judge saw...

by **anti-hero** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:18 am

LFC escaping in a helicopter, laughing like a maniac and beside him, tied up and gagged, was a very hot looking actress who's name was...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:01 am

...Bernardette.

She had her kebab hanging out of the...

by **Judge** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:42 am

crack in in Anfieldadorers rectum, which is probably why AA has no idea about stories. Nonetheless, Lando offered to eat it straight out of the crack. Judge was immediately disgusted by lando's antics, But lando said he had Bagsied (

) AA rectum !!!!

Nonetheless, Rafa dodd (a moaning fuck), entered the area and immediately complained about his job and masturbating photos he had seen while trawling porn sites.........

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