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by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:37 am

Once he had stopped orgasming, Judge offered a Dwarf-man £1000 to find him a rent-boy in this, as he put it, "God-forsaken none-homo town".
The little scamp (Arthur, if you care) searched the town high and low, but could not find a man willing to indulge the crime-fighting buggering b*stard.

Reluctant to lose out on the £1000 reward, Arthur dropped his tiny trousers and offered his anus to the pervert.

Judge excitedly exclaimed, "I've never had a Dwarf before!", and proceeded to hammer his little man into....errr.....the little man!

Satisfied, Judge pulled up his big trousers and prepared to go, when Arthur put a knife to his ankle and said "My turn, tiddler."

Judge wasn't too concerned, as the guy was a Peck, but the look of nonchalence was sooned replaced by a look of absolute terror.
To Judge's amazement, Arthur unveiled a penis fully 19" long, and 10" in girth.

Judge gulped the gulp of a frightened man...

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:22 am

but realised that indeed arthur had hid lando down his pants, as lando did resemble a nob, and was mightily relieved.

Judge took a sledge hammer and beat lando over the head repeatedly, whilst laughing.

but lando wasnt quite finished off, but did fart then shit himself, which was an often occurance for the poor lad.

Anti-hero came into the fray and decided it was time he shagged lando's non existent sister and his mum, but.................

by **mk4195421** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:42 pm

an old naked man came running and teabagged him unconscious

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:43 pm

mk4195421 wrote:an old naked man came running and teabagged him unconscious

the naked man was MK, and he loved it........

by **mk4195421** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:00 pm

Judge wrote:
mk4195421 wrote:an old naked man came running and teabagged him unconscious

the naked man was MK, and he loved it........

aahahah

and Judge joined in teabagging Anti-hero with Mk...

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:17 pm

which underlined judge's real motive, which was to kill the other two teabagging nonces.....

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:12 am

Hawkmoon and Randy Newman. Randy wasn't a member of LFC newkit, but his music was so annoying, Judge made an exception.

Just like the rule he had stating he wouldn't sh*g a man...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 am

...beast called Sally Gunnell.

However, after porking her sweaty anus (with his eyes shut, pretending it was Lando), he wiped it on her shirt then went out for a pint with the lads, Bng89 and Oasis.

Soon, Judge had spiked their drinks with a muscle relaxant, and once he was satisfied that they had sh*t their pants, he took them back to his place and banged their freshly-browned-botties all night long, (in the words of Lionel Ritchie).

With a crash...

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:30 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:...beast called Sally Gunnell.

However, after porking her sweaty anus (with his eyes shut, pretending it was Lando), he wiped it on her shirt then went out for a pint with the lads, Bng89 and Oasis.

Soon, Judge had spiked their drinks with a muscle relaxant, and once he was satisfied that they had sh*t their pants, he took them back to his place and banged their freshly-browned-botties all night long, (in the words of Lionel Ritchie).

With a crash...

exclaimed babu, where the fuck do you get those ideas from lando......

nonetheless, lando had a heart attack...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:38 am

...prevention kit installed in Zarababe, as he didn't want her to snuff it from the shock of his massive waistline, covering his rather small penis.

Nevertheless, Lando nailed her sexy as*, and left her begging for more while he had a tiddle.

Whilst in this urinating stage, the evil Judge swooped from the roof and snatched Zarababe, taking her to his castle on Mount Newkit.

It was there that he kept...

by **Judge** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:29 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:...prevention kit installed in Zarababe, as he didn't want her to snuff it from the shock of his massive waistline, covering his rather small penis.

Nevertheless, Lando nailed her sexy as*, and left her begging for more while he had a tiddle.

Whilst in this urinating stage, the evil Judge swooped from the roof and snatched Zarababe, taking her to his castle on Mount Newkit.

It was there that he kept...

large vicious dogs to tear the flesh from her bones.

meanwhile the small dicked lando was running around with his thumb up his arse wondering what he could, but alas, and as usual nothing sprung up in his amoeba sized cerebrum.

Just then Anti hero appeared, as if by magic just like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn......................

by **anti-hero** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:43 am

armed with a huge atomic ray gun.

Which he aimed at..

by **Judge** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:59 am

anti-hero wrote:armed with a huge atomic ray gun.

Which he aimed at..

lando's small dick, but even with the addition of a scanning electron microscope, the ray gun was unable to view something as small as a Baryon particle.

Nonetheless, anti hero still shot in the general direction of lando and shaved more than 8 feet off his waistline. Lando felt like lyndsay lohan on a crash diet, but felt better for it.

Dawson, the lexicographer from harrow, who lives in a bedsit, was also lurking.......

by **bng89** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:14 am

deep in his as®e hole, where....

by **anti-hero** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:19 am

he was planting a bomb.

(whose :censored:

by the way?)

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