Beckham's butties

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Postby Woollyback » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:35 pm

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.

They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny bint wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap.
"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:37 pm

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Postby JBG » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:55 pm

:D
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Postby Mikz » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:00 pm

:laugh:
'' Gary lineker may well have scored 5 goals in 5 minutes , but i think you have to say, what else did he do '' ...Jimmy Hill
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Postby H_K_LFC » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:05 pm

:D :laugh: :D
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Postby kim82822222 » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:19 pm

:D
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Postby anti-hero » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:29 am

Very nice.  :D


You should start a thread where you're supposed to share the funniest joke you ever heard about a footballer.

That would be :censored: funny.   :D
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Postby mk4195421 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:08 am

:D
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Postby Judge » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:28 am

:D lazy posh biatch

nice one woolls :D
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