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by **RichardLFC1** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:54 am

peewee wrote:...being the straightest men on the planet, in fact peewee wont do situps in case his d1ck pops into his mouth. babu is so jealous of our straightness that he.........

put on a leapord skin thong to try to intise pewee and lando but they wernt having none of it so they found Richardlfc1 to get a......

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:56 am

...bevvie of hot babes, including Eva Longoria, Kelly Brooke, Cheryl Tweedy and Rachel Stevens to rub one-another's breasts, then ask Lando and Peewee to hump their brains out.

The goddesses excitedly obliged, and the hottest 10-some in history ensued.

14 hours later, Lando and peewee emerged from the room of heaven, b*tchslapped Babu, then went back in for a further 16 weeks of pure ecstasy.
They then became Mormons and married the girls, Lando getting Eva, Cheryl, Rachel and a couple of nameless vixens, and peewee getting Kelly, 3 un-named vixens and a lust-filled Pamela Anderson who sneaked in at week 7.
The other vixen turned lesbian when neither Lando nor Peewee wanted to marry her. She did give good head, though.
During that time...

by **luvliverpool** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:01 am

And then I woke up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:12 am

...To a terrific banging from Judge.

The dirty little scutter had managed to climb into luvliverpool's bedsit through the window, and slipped it up his unwashed anus.

Thoroughly...

by **66-1112520797** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:33 am

Meanwhile the other Vixen who turned lesbian in the meantime shouted from speakers corner Hyde Park.....

" That Family guy (lookalike) Lando is such a sh!t sh@g he would turn any hetrosexual girl into a dike!! And as for that thing he calls a Penis well, I've seen bigger chipolatta's " she cried

This Vixen who was in fits of laughter carried on and said.......

" Both PeeWee and Lando didnt marry these fit birds they proclaimed, they married some of Thailands finest ladyboy clan who had face lifts to look like the vixens they thought they'd shagged, chuckle chuckle chuckle"

All the passing public stopped and gasped in amazement then ...........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:20 am

...Lando and peewee smiled.

They retired to their beach-side villa's and lived a life of ecstasy, banging their buxom brides whenever they felt like it.

Just because he was feeling left out, Bamaga Man flew to Thailand the next day, and picked up a whole host of trannies.

He pumped their bottoms, and they pumped his, until his a*sehole resembled the Grand Canyon on a rainy day.

He returned to LFC Newkit HQ with a dozen of the rent-boys, with the intention of marriage.
After their honeymoon, he thought he'd nip to see Lando and peewee to gloat that he had 12 man-brides. He entered Lando's 10-bedroom villa with a big grin on his face. A big grin which was wiped off quicker than a Mob-boss' bar-tab when he saw Eva, Rachel, Cheryl and the two nameless vixens b*llock-naked, each with their own natural femenine bits, and definately no male add-ons.
At that moment, peewee's sexy all-female birds visited for their daily pool-side p*ss-up, quickly followed by peewee.
Lando arrived moments later, as he was having a sh*t. He too was naked, and the actual size of his wang is still unclear, as one of his wives always has her mouth around it.

Bamaga Man - shaking with humiliation - sat down as best he could. And he started to cry. He cried his way through 14 boxes of Kleenex, and no matter how many times "Roberto" (his favourite "Bride") offered him a rimming, he was inconsolable.

Totally ashamed, he hot-footed it to Michael Barrymore's house and was last spotted being bum-fisted in the pool.

Lando and peewee continued their p*ss-up, surrounded by their truely gorgeous wives.

Some time later, Hawkmoon...

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:43 am

................used a box of tissues for another reason as he watched the porn fest develop at landos pool.he said..............................

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:09 am

..."My goodness! That was better than the sh*te you see on the internet!"

Then he went home depressed, wishing he had a pair of boobies to play with.

Lee J...

by **112-1077774096** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:12 am

.....who just happens to have a pair of boobies said.........

by **RichardLFC1** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:37 am

I have thses lying around do you want to borrow them.To that he said ..........

by **kopite** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:46 pm

Does a bear s**t in the woods .

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:55 pm

...and did Henry Kissinger have a car?

Once that had been cleared up, Lee J met Zarababe and went into the toilets of the Hammersmith and Unxbridge Legionaires club with her and...

by **anti-hero** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:51 am

a bag full of lube and 18 inch dildos.

by **RichardLFC1** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:25 am

After they came out lee j looked very proud of himself. So when he passed Richardlfc1,Richard said ...............

by **woof woof !** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:59 am

The lack of wit and invention in this thread is a staggering embarrassment to the rest of the forum .

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