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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:48 am

...he shot his load (AK47 rounds) up in the air and danced a merry jig until Judge came over and said...
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:52 am

Do you mind if I lick up the mess.  Sorry, freudian slip, can I pick up the mess - the spent casings.  Judge proceeds to get down on his hands and knees.......
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:56 am

But this wasnt the first time Judge has ever had dirty knees he was old hat at it and back in........
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:55 pm

....Guam. Many a day was spent on his knees back then, desperately searching for bums to...
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Postby Red @ Heart » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:34 pm

to shave and ............
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Postby RichardLFC1 » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:42 pm

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Postby adamnbarrett » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:34 pm

With the same tongue that cleaned TJAMES' Blackpool poster....
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Postby stoney » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:19 pm

TJAMES came along and asked Will we beat Blackpool? Roberts then replied....
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:33 am

..."I think yes, but I don't really care what you think 'cos you're a thicko".

Back at Newkit HQ, LFC had invited Stu into his office for a chat about rose bushes, and Leon spilt a cup of Tango all over Woolly's pimp-hat.

As an act of revenge, Woolly...
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Postby stoney » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:36 am

Wooly bummed him :D and said there you go have some of that, Leon then....
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:40 am

...He retracted his penis and it was GREEN!!!!!!!

Woolly screamed...
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Postby Scottbot » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:43 am

...said 'call that a bumming do you lad? that's not how we do things around here. Let me show you......
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:34 am

...and he pulled from his pocket the most enormous dildo.

Leon screamed in terror and tried to run, but...
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Postby Scottbot » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:40 am

...at that moment wooly took off his burmuda shirt and turned around to reveal his INCREDIBLY hairy back. Sheeeeet cried Leon in shock. 'Now i know why they call you Woolyback, there's only one thing for it'......
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