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by **Ciggy** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:05 am

Emmerdale farm...............when all of a sudden Papoose confessed to having a secret crush on Zak Dingle..............

by **Igor Zidane** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:18 pm

to which jonnymac replied your banned you mofo,now take your wierd @rse and get of the forum before i pummle you into a pulpie type thang,on hearing this papoose promptly.........

by **Scottbot** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:55 pm

....Touched his toes...

by **Igor Zidane** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:14 pm

and said there's only one man i want and who can satisfy me and thats Hustler(Alfonso Alonso 2006),to which the said pr!ck immediatley.......

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:47 am

...nobbed the w*nker right up his Jap's eye.

In the meantime, Lando had planted some traps on his doorstep to snare the thieving gypo scum, and his gangsta-wannabe "Pychiatrist" ( :laugh:

) Papoosehimself.

However - it only took them 3 hours to slurp their spunk dry, so they nicked the milk while Lando was having a well-earned sh*t.

The next day, after a rather love-filled gay orgy between gypo-boy, papoosehimself and Stanley Park, they all decided to go and pinch Lando's milk.

Always one step ahead of gypo scum unless cacking, Lando had replaced the milk with baby-sick, and allowed a half-starved, half-crazed, fully-queer Gorilla named Bert (whom he borrowed from Judge) loose in his front garden.

Once the three stool-ges had half-inched the "milk", Bert picked up their scent and...

by **RichardLFC1** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:06 am

Put it back down again

Then decided to

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:56 am

Goad Lando by drinking the milk while he watched them.

Lando went to the window that was being pummelled by the gypo, just in time to see the first, massive gulp of baby sick go down.

He laughed a lot, then set Bert on nthe raving homo's...

by **babu** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:01 am

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:03 am

...went Hustler as the rancid mixture hit his gullet.

This excited Bert, and, now fully erected, he stuck his knob in Hustler's...

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:59 am

ear (he has big inbred ears) and whispered..............

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 am

"Ugg, ugg bahheeeee! Suck on my hairy primate willeeeee!!!!!"

And so, the gypo obliged, and despite Pooshimself and Stanley both taking it in turns to bugger the Gorilla and not him, Hustler quite enjoyed it. (He even kept the chimp crabs he had in his mouth, calling them Graham and Norton).

While all this disgusting behaviour was taking place, peewee had spotted AB laying low from the FBI. He was wanted on suspicion of...

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:02 am

...sucking f@rts out of dead cats. 'its just a hobby' AB exclaimed, " i get no sexual satisfaction out of it".

"ah" said the FBI agent, "we are actually talking about your serbian war crimes as we have video footage of you"...............

by **babu** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:36 am

in a leopard skin thong, which is a heinous crime'. AB looked both ways and spotted..

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:52 am

.....dick......

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:29 am

Walking towards him wearing high heels and an AK-47 in his hand then........

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