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by **stoney** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:58 pm

weights, letting the heavy dumbell slip from his hands. The ladies were not impressed at all so they gave him a great big....

by **kazza 1** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:12 pm

piece of soda bread, that ciggy had got of kazza in the loo's. Looking down at his feet, ciggy asked, " wtf happened to your...........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:57 am

...Athlete's Foot? I thought you were following the "Suck it and see" programme?

Just then, Stu_the_red came in, farted, then realised he had asked for his account to be deleted. SO he went home for tea, then proceeded to nail a fit bird from RAWK.

Meanwhile, back at the Newkit HQ, LFC was busy doing nothing, when he heard someone rustling through the bins outside.
He went to investigate and found former klink JBG scavenging for food and a can of Tizer.
"It's a long drop from Mod to member" LFC said with pity.

He then turned on the high-powered hose and blasted JBG out of the alley, when...

by **Red @ Heart** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:06 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:...Athlete's Foot? I thought you were following the "Suck it and see" programme?

Just then, Stu_the_red came in, farted, then realised he had asked for his account to be deleted. SO he went home for tea, then proceeded to nail a fit bird from RAWK.

Meanwhile, back at the Newkit HQ, LFC was busy doing nothing, when he heard someone rustling through the bins outside.
He went to investigate and found former klink JBG scavenging for food and a can of Tizer.
"It's a long drop from Mod to member" LFC said with pity.

He then turned on the high-powered hose and blasted JBG out of the alley, when...

Robbie Savage started to laugh, RS said ha ha you know that happened to me infront of 30,000 fans the other week you now know how i felt. so LFC told RS to F@ck off and..........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:11 am

Red wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:...Athlete's Foot? I thought you were following the "Suck it and see" programme?

Just then, Stu_the_red came in, farted, then realised he had asked for his account to be deleted. SO he went home for tea, then proceeded to nail a fit bird from RAWK.

Meanwhile, back at the Newkit HQ, LFC was busy doing nothing, when he heard someone rustling through the bins outside.
He went to investigate and found former klink JBG scavenging for food and a can of Tizer.
"It's a long drop from Mod to member" LFC said with pity.

He then turned on the high-powered hose and blasted JBG out of the alley, when...

Robbie Savage started to laugh, RS said ha ha you know that happened to me infront of 30,000 fans the other week you now know how i felt. so LFC told RS to F@ck off and..........

...just for good measure, he stuck a spike up his bottom.

Back at the "Trikey's for Pikey's" Gym, Hustler was working his tremendous Gypo-marine muscles by lifting a paper towel, scratching his crabs-ridden vagina, and picking his broken-ten-times gypo nose.

Once back at his caravan, he...

by **Red @ Heart** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:17 am

... Realised he was at the wrong caravan, he was even at the wrong camp site, so he thought.........

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:20 am

...f*ck it! I'm a dirty thieving gypo, so I'll just nick this van and be on my way.

However - a problem arose.

Hustler didn't have the strength to un-hitch the caravan from the clapped-out taxless Cortina it was attached to.
So, in a fit of pikey rage, he...

by **Red @ Heart** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:30 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:...f*ck it! I'm a dirty thieving gypo, so I'll just nick this van and be on my way.

However - a problem arose.

Hustler didn't have the strength to un-hitch the caravan from the clapped-out taxless Cortina it was attached to.
So, in a fit of pikey rage, he...

..he swallowed his pride and Text Lando to see if he would help him, and if he did help, Hustler said that he would stop pinching his milk from his door step in the mornings, to which Lando replied.............

by **RichardLFC1** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:22 am

Fook off ya :censored:

and go get laid.Although your texting me i can smell ya from here.So he turned off his fone and started to

by **Ciggy** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:36 am

Sing Im to sexy for my car, to sexy for my car and was dancing like Right Said Fred..............

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:35 am

lover, Mudface couldnt understand this so he....

by **Ciggy** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:39 am

RAFABENITEZ wrote:lover, Mudface couldnt understand this so he....

Sang... Im to sexy for my Caravan..........To sexy for my van New York and Japan, Im a gypo ya know wara mean..........

by **stoney** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:41 am

decided to hook up with papoose and they were....

by **RichardLFC1** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:01 am

Excited to see one another so they decided to oreder a pizza and watch ....................

by **stoney** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:03 am

some porn. Mudface got all excited and started...

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