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by **Ciggy** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:05 pm

And Kazza said alrite Dawson you can have a bit but Judge can lick me shoes..........................

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:44 am

"Yum, yum", said Judge contentedly.

Proudly, he rose to his feet and was at one with the world.

He proclaimed to the members of Newkit who had gathered around him;

"Ye, those who are weak shall have the toilets for their possession.
Low, beeth not afraid of thine countenence. Drinketh from this..." and right at that moment, Lando jumped him and proceeded to smack seven-shades of sh*te out of the puppy-raping sh*t-stabber.

Still at one with the world, but with several broken bones, Judge rose to his feet once more and said "...

by **Red @ Heart** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:06 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:"Yum, yum", said Judge contentedly.

Proudly, he rose to his feet and was at one with the world.

He proclaimed to the members of Newkit who had gathered around him;

"Ye, those who are weak shall have the toilets for their possession.
Low, beeth not afraid of thine countenence. Drinketh from this..." and right at that moment, Lando jumped him and proceeded to smack seven-shades of sh*te out of the puppy-raping sh*t-stabber.

Still at one with the world, but with several broken bones, Judge rose to his feet once more and said "...

theres nothing like a good CIGGY after sex :wwww

but will CIGGY let him suck on ..............

by **dward** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:43 pm

...her ice-cream. it was here favourite flavour after all. curry powder, strawberry and cinammon, which strangely enough...

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:30 pm

...reminded judge of the time he was caught in the showers bending for the soap. on that occasion tho he was wearnig a mask which made him look like...

by **drummerphil** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:50 pm

a twát.......but he didnt care and carried on .......

by **woof woof !** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:55 pm

banging on his bongo until ..........

by **drummerphil** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:57 pm

he saw drummerphil asking the ladies to hold his crutch which prompted him to

by **dawson99** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:57 pm

... he realised that he couldnt remeber the word bongo for a bit, hed always say erm...bongo... which soon became the drink...

by **woof woof !** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:28 pm

that ruled the world , except for a really tiny bit in Mongolia where the local Mongs ................

by **Red @ Heart** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:31 pm

made irn bru which......

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:04 pm

turned RAFABENITEZ into a normal endowed lad, he was really sick of that over sized vein-cane anyway, generally the reason bhind this was thought to be.....

by **woof woof !** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:07 pm

that he was half man half donkey , unfortunately the donkey bit was the top half :laugh:

this however never stopped him from ................

by **kazza 1** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:10 pm

Trying to impress the ladies, with his over sized...................

by **Red @ Heart** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:55 pm

Big toe which he got from doing......

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