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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:16 pm

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date a shell suit wearing single mum pushing a clapped third hand buggy, on her way to the post office to collect her income support.........................


so she can save up to send roberts to Thailand so he can get some...

nip and tucks done.....................

which would help make his sex change operation that bit easier and enable him.......

to fulfill his dreams, nonetheless Igor zidane was in the pub with red @ heart when they both spied a dog on the pub floor licking its knackers..........and as if by magic they both said in unison ''i wish i could do that'', to which the landlord replied ''give the dog a crisp and he might let you''........moreover woof woof had just walked in with dawson following quickly behind, both covered in blood.................................

...."He's an animal!" Dawson exclaimed, regarding the thorough thrashing he and Woof had recieved from a maternally outraged Babu.

Judge tip-toed in to the bar, hoping to avoid the psychotic Babu, when he spotted Igor and Red @ Heart molesting the poor doggy.

He promptly joined in and slipped his rather small length up the doggy's bottom, giving it a damn good seeing to.

While engrossed in this depraved act, he hadn't noticed that a newly parolled Lando had entered the building, and was about to kick the f*ck out of the depraved b*stard when...
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:54 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:
Igor Zidane wrote:
Judge wrote:
Red wrote:
date a shell suit wearing single mum pushing a clapped third hand buggy, on her way to the post office to collect her income support.........................


so she can save up to send roberts to Thailand so he can get some...

nip and tucks done.....................

which would help make his sex change operation that bit easier and enable him.......

to fulfill his dreams, nonetheless Igor zidane was in the pub with red @ heart when they both spied a dog on the pub floor licking its knackers..........and as if by magic they both said in unison ''i wish i could do that'', to which the landlord replied ''give the dog a crisp and he might let you''........moreover woof woof had just walked in with dawson following quickly behind, both covered in blood.................................

...."He's an animal!" Dawson exclaimed, regarding the thorough thrashing he and Woof had recieved from a maternally outraged Babu.

Judge tip-toed in to the bar, hoping to avoid the psychotic Babu, when he spotted Igor and Red @ Heart molesting the poor doggy.

He promptly joined in and slipped his rather small length up the doggy's bottom, giving it a damn good seeing to.

While engrossed in this depraved act, he hadn't noticed that a newly parolled Lando had entered the building, and was about to kick the f*ck out of the depraved b*stard when...

Lando felt a sturring in his kecks and immediatley jumped on judge and started rogering him most aggressively,at that very same moment Lando caught the eye of Liverpool Anytime ,who was sitting in the corner drinking a pint of mild with an eggnogg chaser and proceeded to......
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:05 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:
Igor Zidane wrote:
Judge wrote:
Red wrote:
date a shell suit wearing single mum pushing a clapped third hand buggy, on her way to the post office to collect her income support.........................


so she can save up to send roberts to Thailand so he can get some...

nip and tucks done.....................

which would help make his sex change operation that bit easier and enable him.......

to fulfill his dreams, nonetheless Igor zidane was in the pub with red @ heart when they both spied a dog on the pub floor licking its knackers..........and as if by magic they both said in unison ''i wish i could do that'', to which the landlord replied ''give the dog a crisp and he might let you''........moreover woof woof had just walked in with dawson following quickly behind, both covered in blood.................................

...."He's an animal!" Dawson exclaimed, regarding the thorough thrashing he and Woof had recieved from a maternally outraged Babu.

Judge tip-toed in to the bar, hoping to avoid the psychotic Babu, when he spotted Igor and Red @ Heart molesting the poor doggy.

He promptly joined in and slipped his rather small length up the doggy's bottom, giving it a damn good seeing to.

While engrossed in this depraved act, he hadn't noticed that a newly parolled Lando had entered the building, and was about to kick the f*ck out of the depraved b*stard when...

Lando felt a sturring in his kecks and immediatley jumped on judge and started rogering him most aggressively,at that very same moment Lando caught the eye of Liverpool Anytime ,who was sitting in the corner drinking a pint of mild with an eggnogg chaser and proceeded to......

...Smash the f*ck out of the gangsta-wannabe tw*t.

After ignoring LA's pleas for mercy, Lando battered Papoose/Hoodfella/LA, etc until the b*stard lost control of his bodily functions and soiled his hoody pants.

Judge and the brothers grim continued their dog-raping unabaited.

Newly crowned heavy-weight b*stard-basher of LFC Newkit, Lando grasped the goegeous Ciggy (his trophy-bride) in his hands and proceeded to show her a good time by taking her...
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:29 pm

To chester zoo to meet the family. Whilst there Lando noticed that ciggy wasn't happy ."What's the matter my little ray of sunshine,aren't you having a good time?" Ciggy replied......
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Postby Red @ Heart » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:08 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:To chester zoo to meet the family. Whilst there Lando noticed that ciggy wasn't happy ."What's the matter my little ray of sunshine,aren't you having a good time?" Ciggy replied......

ya cu,nt......
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:22 pm

I wanted to go on a bender for the weekend..................
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Postby kazza 1 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:31 pm

In the Shetlands!!! I would really love to learn how to.............
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:05 pm

kazza 1 wrote:In the Shetlands!!! I would really love to learn how to.............

Drink Vodka using only my toes".

Upon hearing this revelation, Lando proceeded to drag Ciggy round every drinking establishment in Liverpool (except Revolutions!), and they supped all the beer they could manage.

On their way home, kebabs in hand, they caught a taxi driven by...
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Postby dward » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:07 pm

kazza 1 wrote:In the Shetlands!!! I would really love to learn how to.............

...ride a bike, which had always been...
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Postby Feeney » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:13 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:In the Shetlands!!! I would really love to learn how to.............

Drink Vodka using only my toes".

Upon hearing this revelation, Lando proceeded to drag Ciggy round every drinking establishment in Liverpool (except Revolutions!), and they supped all the beer they could manage.

On their way home, kebabs in hand, they caught a taxi driven by...

Roberts, who proceeded to take them round

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, after which, he f*cked them off 'cause his mate needed a sh..............
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Postby Red @ Heart » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:04 pm

SHower, but lando and ciggy were still in the back of the taxi, what did they do next?.................
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Postby kazza 1 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:04 pm

They decided to go look for Judge and the brothers Grimm. They found them in the local public toilet, where they where trying to get Garymac to...............
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:12 pm

explain his theory on life the universe and everything,at that moment kazza walked in carrying a very large......
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:54 pm

Piece of soda bread and asked if anyone wanted some..............
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Postby stoney » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:02 pm

.... Where Dawson replied, I think yes, what about you?...
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