Judge wrote:Igor Zidane wrote:Judge wrote:Red wrote:date a shell suit wearing single mum pushing a clapped third hand buggy, on her way to the post office to collect her income support.........................
so she can save up to send roberts to Thailand so he can get some...
nip and tucks done.....................
which would help make his sex change operation that bit easier and enable him.......
to fulfill his dreams, nonetheless Igor zidane was in the pub with red @ heart when they both spied a dog on the pub floor licking its knackers..........and as if by magic they both said in unison ''i wish i could do that'', to which the landlord replied ''give the dog a crisp and he might let you''........moreover woof woof had just walked in with dawson following quickly behind, both covered in blood.................................
...."He's an animal!" Dawson exclaimed, regarding the thorough thrashing he and Woof had recieved from a maternally outraged Babu.
Judge tip-toed in to the bar, hoping to avoid the psychotic Babu, when he spotted Igor and Red @ Heart molesting the poor doggy.
He promptly joined in and slipped his rather small length up the doggy's bottom, giving it a damn good seeing to.
While engrossed in this depraved act, he hadn't noticed that a newly parolled Lando had entered the building, and was about to kick the f*ck out of the depraved b*stard when...