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by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:50 pm

Last night I was having a good time in town, ended up getting into some blond bird in the Revolution, quite nice looking, decent body.
But one of my mates was being a proper kn*b, he had a cob on, despite he still had 2 of our mates to talk to. So theres me and her all over each other and he keeps on tapping me wanting a word.
He says,'We are going to have to go now lad'
I say,'Why?'
He says,'I need to go for a sh.it'
I say,'Well go for one here mate'
He says,'Im not going for one here its dirty'
I say,'Why didnt you have one before we went out?'
He says,'I didnt need one, come on lad im dying the head is p opping out'
I say,'Well wait for her and her mates to finish and we will go there'
He says,'I need to go now my hand is stopping it from coming out'
I say,'Just use them bogs lad! You pick your moments'
He says,'We need to go to lloyds lad, im not having a sh.it in here with them fellas in the bog watching me!'

We had to leave and then I had a cob on as well

What a Selfish Pr1ck shame he didnt sh.it himself

WHAT A C.UNT

by stoney » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:53 pm

There's one for the sh1t thread

by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:56 pm

I was gutted mate trust me, I should have made him sh.it himself for that!
Hes always the same, we sat in his cousins for a hour and a half drinking before we went so he could have dropped the anchor at poo bay then before we went
One Crank he is!

by drummerphil » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:57 pm

sounds like a shít night out all round.Nothing worse than touching cloth though

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by stoney » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:59 pm

You should have carried on with the lass and just let your mate relieve in the toilets there

by stoney » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:00 pm

Or quite simply told your mate to off

by Lando_Griffin » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:01 pm

Why didn't you let them go without you you f*cking fairy?

Scared of what the girl would do!?!

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by RAFABENITEZ » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:02 pm

you shoulda stayed, I mean, knob a tidy blonde or go with a mate so he can shit!

by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:09 pm

stoney wrote:You should have carried on with the lass and just let your mate relieve in the toilets there

He wont sh.it in the Revolution coz the aftershave floggers will see him

by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:10 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Why didn't you let them go without you you f*cking fairy?

Scared of what the girl would do!?!

Theres me alone and 6 girls id look like a right gayboy! 

by Lando_Griffin » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:15 pm

Roberts wrote:

Lando_Griffin wrote:Why didn't you let them go without you you f*cking fairy?

Scared of what the girl would do!?!

Theres me alone and 6 girls id look like a right gayboy! 

It's a risk I'd be prepared to take to nob a bird I really fancied!

You nancy! 

Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.

by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:16 pm

From now on there will have to be a strict poo rule!

POO BEFORE YOU GO OUT!!

by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:18 pm

No doubt she thought he was a right sh.it


Coz i did!  

by Igor Zidane » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:43 pm

Do you think your mate fancies you and was abit jealous?

UP THE PURPS !!!

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by 82-1074641017 » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:46 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:Do you think your mate fancies you and was abit jealous?

I dont blame him if he did coz im a right stud!

Serious though two of my mates said to me he did that out of spite, coz hes done it to one of them just before christmas, that time he vomited over the girl, he must have made exceptions for the girl i was with coz she was fit