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by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:20 am

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 24th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.

by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:12 pm

less than 12 hours to go... tell your loved ones!! tell them all!!!

by **Woollyback** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:27 pm

cool, steak & a bj today, and tomorrow my birthday :buttrock

by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:29 pm

well for that i bagsy getting u the steak

by **Woollyback** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:33 pm

i wonder if barry belfast will send me a birthday card?

by **JBG** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:05 pm

Woollyback wrote:i wonder if barry belfast will send me a birthday card?

Yeah, what the hell was that all about? :suspect:

by **Woollyback** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:09 pm

JBG wrote:
Woollyback wrote:i wonder if barry belfast will send me a birthday card?

Yeah, what the hell was that all about?

i inferred that george best was a man of questionable morals and barry started calling me silly names, boo hoo how i cried

by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:12 pm

excuse me!!! bj and steak thread, and u 2 are talking about barry belfast?

hang your heads in shame :lookaround

by **The Ace1983** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:17 pm

WHOOO HOO!!! I never knew there was Steak and BJ day. Sounds great though, and just a week before Pizza and Anal day!

by **Woollyback** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:28 pm

i'll ask the missus if she minds if i tuck into a nice steak whilst she's doing the business down below

by **zarababe** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:40 pm

I hope you all have a tale to tell tomorrow..

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