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by **Ciggy** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:37 pm

More sh*te from Bluekipper

Marc wrote:
Ive translated for you kopites from the help of the web. Ive translated in mot languages but sorry I couldn't translated it in all 32 languages and 19 accents. Here are the most popular ones.

Cockneys
A Hoppin' Pot of kopites on 'ere today? just a question: why do ya give a fukk abaht a team loike us sufficiently ter even visit our Bowler Hat forums, ya pack of sub-human scandinavian mercenaries? just an 'onest question, loike. honest answers much appreciated.

Yorkshire:
Umpteen o' kopites on 'eear today? just eur question: why does thee gi' eur fukk abaht eur team li' wee sufficiently ta even visit wee cha' forums, theur pack o' sub-human scandinavian mercenaries? just an 'onest question, li'. honest answers much appreciated.

Local Anfield:
Mye Kopites på her i dag?

Akkurat en spørsmål:

Hvorfor gjør De gir en fukk om en lag som oss tilstrekkelig til selv besøker vår pratfora, De pakke av sub-menneskelig Scandinavian leiesoldater?

Akkurat en ærlig spørsmål, som.

Ærlig svar meget verdsatt.

French:
BEAUCOUP de Kopites sur ici aujourd'hui ?

Juste une question :

Pourquoi donnez-vous à un fukk d'une équipe comme nous suffisamment même visiter nos forums de conversation, vous le tas de monstrueux scandinave mercenaire ?

Juste une question honnête, comme.

Les réponses honnêtes ont apprécié beaucoup.

Jaffa Beneathus talk:
¿Mucho Kopites en aquí hoy?

Apenas una pregunta:

¿Por qué da usted un fukk acerca de un equipo como nosotros suficientemente a visita aún nuestros foros de la charla, usted paquete de mercenarios escandinavos infrahumanas?

Apenas una pregunta honesta, como.

Las respuestas honestas mucho apreciado.

Fancy going to all that trouble to translate languages to give us stick about our none scouse following they wish they had our outside support ploughing money into their club and LOL at the Beneathus bit

by **stmichael** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:22 pm

Arteta was just on Sky Sports saying he would never sign for Liverpool.

Well you don't say. :oops:

"IAN PAISLEY EXCLUSIVE: I WILL NEVER BE HEAD OF CATHOLIC CHURCH."

by **real scouser** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:37 pm

Feeney wrote:
Ciggy wrote:SO CMON BITTER BLUESH.ITE B@STARDS BRING IT ON

I'll pass that message on when i'm there Ciggy!

Dear very bitter red brothers,

I've got a cracking new flag for Saturday

"We may never know your success,
We'll never know your shame"

Good isn't it!!

My tickets on the kop though, do u think I'll be okay, friendly derby n'all??
Dont want to take it in the Anny Road in case someone throws sh-te all over it

by **65-1140560321** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:49 pm

Theres no way on this planet Everton can score Versus us.

They may be in decent form, but they were last season before they came to Anfield and they talked a good game then.

What happened? we totally bossed the game from start to finish. I expect the same to happen this time.Expect a good passing show by LFC, and bemusement by the blue scum.

They will not get a kick.

score....3-0

by **Scottbot** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:03 pm

I think it will be a close one this time. Both teams are in excellent form although playing at Anfield is a BIG advantage for the Reds. I'm delighted Sissoko is back and hope we will see Gerrard out on the right/roaming again as we have lost that balance since he moved back to the middle. Have to agree that this one has a Robbie goal written all over it but Crouch must also play for me although the boss has tended to play Robbie alongside Morientes up till now.

I fancy a 2-1 win in this one. Maybe 1-1 if we haven't got our shooting boots on.

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:30 pm

The rumour that Gollum wants to sign Traore in the summer just sums up N'Everton's ambitions!!!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:05 am

Ciggy wrote:
Can you believe this how sad

http://everton.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=887&p=2&stid=8406429

There will soon be a DVD out with titled 101 Throw ins

The thing is - they had to go back to 1978 to get 8 wins!!!!!!

8 wins in 28 years!!!!!!!!! Fantastic record they've got!!!!!!!!!

by **azriahmad** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:52 am

They are a sad club...because they are in the shadows of a great club in the same city.

If Gollum goes to Newcastle, they'd be even sadder and perhaps br fighting to prop up the Premiership!

by **TheoRacle** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:32 am

This'll make you all smile and provide Ciggy with some ammo..

In the last 5 years, we've played the BS 9 times so far with 4 wins, 2 losses and 3 draws scoring 12 and coinceding 8. A goals for/against ratio of 3:2

If we extend that to the last ten years, we get 7 wins, 5 losses and 9 draws with 24 goals for, 19 against - roughly 5:4 (note that these are rolling totals).

Stretching again to 15 years, we've had 10 wins to 8 with 11 draws. Scoring 34 and conceding 31.

Over the last 20 years it's 16 wins, 9 losses and 14 draws outscoring the bitters 4:3 with 51 goals for and 39 against.

Moving on to 25 years worth of good times at the blues expense, we see 21 wins, 12 losses and 16 draws increasing our goals for/against ratio slight with a tally of 69 for and 48 against. (13:9)

The 1st "Great Win" according to the BS DVD in 1978 was their only other win in the last 30 years. snigger snigger.... and put in perspective means that 8 of their last 13 wins made the DVD!!!!

We had 4 more wins in that time to take us to 25 wins, 13 losses and 21 draws during the past 30 years.

Over the last 30 years our home record has been most impressive, 14 wins - 4 losses, 11 draws with 42 goals for and 24 against.

Perhaps the DVD should have been called "Reasons to be Bitter - Volume 1". :eyebrow

And my favourite piece of trivia which I didnt realise until today is

"When Liverpool won the league title in 1964 they had to be presented with a papiermache trophy because Everton who were the Champions the season before refused to give up the trophy. "

How bitter can you get?

I think too that this weekend's game will be the 100th competive match against the BS at home - can anyone confirm that?

Err... in answer to my own question - no its not, of the 99 games I thought we'd played at home so far at least two were Cup finals held of course at Wembley.. For the record, The Reds have won all three domestic finals we've played against the bitters - the 1984 Milk Cup, 1986 FA Cup and 1989 FA Cup. We also won the Screen Sport Super Cup 5-4 on aggregate.

Thanks to Liverweb for the raw data for these stats :laugh:

by **Effes** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:01 pm

Is this true or a pis.s-take? (link below)

http://www.play.com/play247....2&pa=sr

by **112-1143112803** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:55 pm

real scouser wrote:
Feeney wrote:
Ciggy wrote:SO CMON BITTER BLUESH.ITE B@STARDS BRING IT ON

I'll pass that message on when i'm there Ciggy!

Dear very bitter red brothers,

I've got a cracking new flag for Saturday

"We may never know your success,
We'll never know your shame"

Good isn't it!!

My tickets on the kop though, do u think I'll be okay, friendly derby n'all??
Dont want to take it in the Anny Road in case someone throws sh-te all over it

its amazing how oots hate the blues so much... calling our relatives and friends b@stards coz they support another local team :no

Calling my brother or dad names is like insulting me too... thats the irony of it all.. they're having a laugh at all liverpoodians.

Remember the victory parade last year?there were people dressed up in the everton blue celebrating with us.
Were the mancs and the london blue shit that enthusiastic about our win?

Reserve your hate for the mancs and the chelkis b@stards you wool

by **Ciggy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:09 pm

papoose wrote:its amazing how oots hate the blues so much... calling our relatives and friends b@stards coz they support another local team
Calling my brother or dad names is like insulting me too... thats the irony of it all.. they're having a laugh at all liverpoodians.

Remember the victory parade last year?there were people dressed up in the everton blue celebrating with us.
Were the mancs and the london blue shit that enthusiastic about our win?

Reserve your hate for the mancs and the chelkis b@stards you wool

Oi muppet Im not a wool an got loads of bitter bloos in me family and they are a shower of bitter horrible b@stard, kunts ok.

by **stmichael** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:10 pm

hi cig

by **Ciggy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:13 pm

Letter to the echo reguarding what happened to the friendly derby.

Bitter blue wrote:

Read the article trying to inspire the return of the friendly derbies, I think that the shower in red across the park and the Echo themselves should take a long hard look at themselves. The reason that these matches are now so volitile is that you would think there is only one team in this city, the bias towards them is unbelievable, proven with the campain to get them into the champions league when then didn't qualify, thus taking the rewards and pleasure away from everton fans.

Even after they take a sound beating when getting knocked out you the echo instead of reporting this come up with the headline regarding there fans at the match and how they are the best in the world...yawns...the incident with the missile throwing and the attack on the ambulance would have gone unoticed only for small murmours spreading. I for one hope the derby remains as it is and don't care what the echo of lfc (small letters) think, all evertonians are now waiting for the sh.ite to finish fourth and arsenal to win the big one for you lot to start your moaning and get the rules changed once again in their favour.

Seriously you just could'nt make up this sh.ite could you? How pathetic the F.A. done them a bloody favour by not throwing them into the UEFA Cup after we won the bloody thing ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :veryangry

by **Ciggy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:16 pm

stmichael wrote:hi cig

Hiya San Miguel :hearts

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