This day next week me and me fellow leprachauns, bar room brawlers and potato eaters will have our annual knees up.
So that means pints of Green Guinness, fighting in the town centre at 11.35am, huge big inflatable shamrocks and turning our backs on gay people who strut their stuff on the main thoroughfare!
I'm getting into the spirit here and no better way than a bit of good old fashioned anti-Irishness.
I was reading a thread on Bluekipper about an apparent Colin Farrell sex-tape doing the rounds on the internet. The conversation switched to the flangeworthiness of Colin's piece, who, apparently, from the tone of the conversation, was a woman of colour:
Bluenose one: HAHAHAHA Anyone seen it? What a whopper when he's going down on some black girl he actually says...
"Breakfast, dinner and f*****g lunch right der, I f*****g swear"
Bluenose two: the fact it is a Colin Farell, who to me is a male, sex tape doesnt make it appeal to me.
Bluenose three: So more than half of the female celebrity sex tapes don't have a man with a big, hard cóck in them?
I take it you don't find them appealing, either?
Bluenose four: he's asexual.
Bluenose one: don't get me wrong the girls quite nice like if you like that type
bluenose five: bit racist in it
Bluenose one: nah not at all, i ment the type that'd f**k an irish man.
I know that should be racist as f.uck, but I thought it was hilarious!
Anyway, all blarney related posts for the big day and other assorted nonsense in here ma se do thoil e!
