
It all started when I got a mysterious private message from an intriguing stranger, this stranger went by the name of Kopbabe23. The nature of the pm is not important although I think you can imagine the kind of requests us stars of showbiz regularly have to deal with, however what was important was the email 'fingerprint' left behind in my Yahoo inbox, yes Kopbabe you thought you had got away with it!. The email address read "homer***" so I got to digging, "who is this homer character, where has he come from?". I searched the members list a low and behold found a 'homer'. Homer had not logged on for a while and appeared to have lost interest in the forum, but then

