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by **drummerphil** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:09 pm

My new take on an old monty python favourite.......

sing along...........

Mouriniho is sad
He can really make you mad
Other times just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
up his árse, shove the whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If Chelsea seem quite rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to spend and spend and spend again
When you're feeling in the dumps
Give mouriniho a punch
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For the bástard is quite absurd
And shíte the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - you have made us scousers grin
your not in the next round anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
You are a piece of shít
When you look at it
your teams a laugh and a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at manure, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

by **82-1074641017** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:14 pm

by **The Ace1983** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:16 pm

Quality.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:50 am

I reckon it could catch on!!!!!

(Will you be selling it in the foyer!?! :laugh:

)

by **TheoRacle** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:54 am

Just sent it to my Chelski mate - should be good for a giggle!

Thanks Drummerphil....

by **drummerphil** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:03 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I reckon it could catch on!!!!!

(Will you be selling it in the foyer!?! )

good idea

by **drummerphil** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:57 pm

Looks like i fecking jinxed us with this

by **RUSHIE#9** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:09 am

Absolute quality phil matey.

If anyone is still feeling a bit low from last night DR RUSHIE's prescription is a read of the above and a couple of viewings of the istanbul dvd - and remember we've got 5 of the big eared feckers in the cupboard to Chelski's big fat fooking ZERO - TOUGH TITTIES MAUREEN.

SUDDENLY I FEEL A BIT BETTER.

by **drummerphil** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:18 am

RUSHIE#9 wrote:Absolute quality phil matey.

If anyone is still feeling a bit low from last night DR RUSHIE's prescription is a read of the above and a couple of viewings of the istanbul dvd - and remember we've got 5 of the big eared feckers in the cupboard to Chelski's big fat fooking ZERO - TOUGH TITTIES MAUREEN.

SUDDENLY I FEEL A BIT BETTER.

cant help thinking it jinxed us though :down:

by **drummerphil** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:17 pm

New Little Britain........

by **sonyadudley** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:39 pm

you should send that in to the icliverpool echo site and you could win some cash :buttrock

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