a real fan will bleed red
a real fan will be on here posting 6000+ posts and getting ribbed by all his gooner mates for being on here instead of doing work
a real fan gets choked watching the champions league final
a real fan will have wathced the gooner game on valentines day and turned down a half decent date

but seriously forks.. a real fan has passion and a sort of love for the club, the playes, the commoradary between other supporters (that smile on the bus when u see one in the top. that hug with the stranger in the pub when u score)