New song for our dearest rivals - Mancunian rhapsody

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Postby stmichael » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:08 pm

Courtesy of a post on the bbc club messageboards.
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Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape Mediocrity

open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy

because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show

any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away

Gaffa oooooh didn't mean to make you cry
if you're not here again this time tommorow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time

Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane because we're out

Gaffa oooohh
our end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazier
has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me

Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go

Tragicooooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrosity

Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go

Van Nistlerooy he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistlerooy, He looks just like horse (like a horse),
looks just like a horse (like a horse)
looks just like a horse

Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,

oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them

Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today


So you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh ManU, its so funny ManU

you've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here

Nothing really matters, its just about cash nothing really matters its all about the money

Anyway the score goes

  :D  :laugh:  :D
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:01 pm

Very good and well thought out but where do you people get the time?
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Postby LIVERPOOL_FC_YNWA » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:27 pm

NICE SHALL B RECITING THT ONE FOR SUNDAY LMAO :D
THE RAFALUTION HAS BEGUN...........

YNWA-JUSTICE FOR THE 96
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:43 pm

be a p!sser when your all alone doing it.......:laugh:
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Postby Dalglish » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:55 pm

I'lll be there on Sunday and my tip for most poupular song sung by the 3,500 faithful will be ..................





You guessed it ............"Where's your European Cup" :D
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Postby drummerphil » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:15 am

and best chant.........."we are the champions,champions of europe"
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Postby Dalglish » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:19 am

drummerphil wrote:and best chant.........."we are the champions,champions of europe"

We sing that every week  :D

I know United have won it twice but there is a certain irony that the European Cup they won in 99 is now permanantly on display at Anfield hence "Where's your European Cup"  :D
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Postby soccerforever » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:59 am

WHAT THE FUCCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! ??? man utd are WAYYY better that liverpool!! i dont see liverpool in second place you :censored:. go eat some :censored: off of old trafford stadium..YEaaA! thats where the GOOD players play..all your :censored: head players can go kiss some :censored:. they SUCK!
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Postby Gaunt » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:15 am

WHAT THE FUCCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! ??? man utd are WAYYY better that liverpool!! i dont see liverpool in second place you . go eat some  off of old trafford stadium..YEaaA! thats where the GOOD players play..all your  head players can go kiss some . they SUCK!


1. Its only goal difference separating Man Utd and Liverpool in the league now
2.Liverpool have a stronger squad than Utd now in all departments expect strikers.
3.We are a more successful club,like to compare trophies?
4.Your european cup is permanently on display at Anfield
5.Your team is delighted at winning the Carling Cup this season like its something big, didn't yous call it the 'mickey mouse cup' when we won it? We are still in the Champions league, FA cup (remember us beating you?) and still in the hunt for 2nd spot.
6.You sir, are an idiot.
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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:44 am

soccerforever wrote:WHAT THE FUCCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! ??? man utd are WAYYY better that liverpool!! i dont see liverpool in second place you :censored:. go eat some :censored: off of old trafford stadium..YEaaA! thats where the GOOD players play..all your :censored: head players can go kiss some :censored:. they SUCK!

Poor miss guided manc.

bless him. you do realise that with all the money you have spent over the last few season you should be well ahead of us, but your not because your :censored: and you :censored: head manager has lost the plot.
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Postby Reinas No.1 Fan » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:47 am

Gaunt wrote:
WHAT THE FUCCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! ??? man utd are WAYYY better that liverpool!! i dont see liverpool in second place you . go eat some  off of old trafford stadium..YEaaA! thats where the GOOD players play..all your  head players can go kiss some . they SUCK!


1. Its only goal difference separating Man Utd and Liverpool in the league now
2.Liverpool have a stronger squad than Utd now in all departments expect strikers.
3.We are a more successful club,like to compare trophies?
4.Your european cup is permanently on display at Anfield
5.Your team is delighted at winning the Carling Cup this season like its something big, didn't yous call it the 'mickey mouse cup' when we won it? We are still in the Champions league, FA cup (remember us beating you?) and still in the hunt for 2nd spot.
6.You sir, are an idiot.

What he said.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:06 am

soccerforever wrote:WHAT THE FUCCK IS YOUR PROBLEM! ??? man utd are WAYYY better that liverpool!! i dont see liverpool in second place you :censored:. go eat some :censored: off of old trafford stadium..YEaaA! thats where the GOOD players play..all your :censored: head players can go kiss some :censored:. they SUCK!

You know when you pull your nob out of Rio and his gay team mates' ar*es - does your dick smell like Red-nose's cum?

You dirty, stinking rent boy. You herpes-laiden digestive system. You balanital chancroid. You f*cking monilial infection. You worm's decomposing muccus gland. You rotting slab of wild bore meat. You maggot-ridden box of fusty pigs trotters.

I don't like you.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:12 am

lando doesnt like you   :p
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Postby TheoRacle » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:42 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:You know when you pull your nob out of Rio and his gay team mates' ar*es - does your dick smell like Red-nose's cum?

You dirty, stinking rent boy. You herpes-laiden digestive system. You balanital chancroid. You f*cking monilial infection. You worm's decomposing muccus gland. You rotting slab of wild bore meat. You maggot-ridden box of fusty pigs trotters.

I don't like you..

Lando you have such a way with words... I doff my hat to you sir!  :D

Does anybody know what a balanital chancroid is/does?
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