Cisse eh? I know he's an infuriating player and is not going to cut it up top anytime this century, and I know he doesn't like it down the right but could it just be that that is his position? Could it just be that if somebody can have word in his ear, tell him to cut out the petulance and convince him that he has no future whatsoever as a central striker, that we could make him into a right winger?
I wonder sometimes about him. He doesn't knock a bad ball in as it goes and clearly has enough pace to worry defenders (though whether he is actually faster than Henri and all the other pieces of hype we were fed by Houllier in the build up to him signing I'm not sure) and you would assume he has the engine to work the line.
This is the rub though. Does he actually, really want to play? Does he want to influence games, will he work back and support his full-back? Can he contest a header from an opposition throw in? Ultimately, can we and he make it work?
I never thought I'd hear myself say it but he could do worse than follow the example of Diouf who has turned himself into a decent wide-man once it became obvious that he too was an awful buy as a central striker by the Frenchman. Maybe I'm clutching at a bunch of straws here but it looks like we are not going to get a wide-right man in, and though I like Stevie G playing there clearly he wants to go back central. Can we, could it maybe work or is Cisse too far gone? Is his understanding of the rudiments of football so lacking that even a berth as a work the line merchant, one of the easiest positions to play in a tactical sense beyond him?