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by **dawson99** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:34 pm

To Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

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(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

'Going down, going down, going down.'

Sunderland fans reply.....

'So are we , so are we , so are we.'

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"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

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West brom sang:

the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down

then a few seconds later

champions...............champions..............champions

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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like
the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadiaafter being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad

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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals
at St
Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...

He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the
name of
your dad

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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just
can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:05 am

Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole,
He gets the ball,
Does f*ck all,
Andy, Andy Cole.
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(To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"):

Peter Read peels bananas with his feet,
Bananas with his feet,
Bananas with his feet.
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In your Manchester scrubs,

You speak with accent that know one can stand,
You're ugly fat b*stards with sh*t on yer hands,
In your manchester scrubs.
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If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the :censored:

of a crow,
Id fly over man U tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below.
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We don't carry bottles,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your head,
We are the supporters,
Fanatics every one,
We all hate Man City,
And Leeds and Everton,
We are the kings of Europe,
The pride of Merseyside,
We'll fight for no surrender,
We'll fight for Shankly's pride,
We hate Tottenham Hotspur,
We hate Chelsea too,
But most of all we hate the sh*te,
Who play in royal blue.
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by **RedRoots** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:43 am

I particularly enjoyed the 3-1 and you fucked it up one sung at Luton!

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:23 pm

isnt it " We don't carry hammers"?

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:34 am

I copied it from elsewhere.

by **AlanHansen** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:57 pm

Some for today..

(At Rio Ferdinand)
Does he take it?
Does he take it?
Does he take it up the nose?

Does he take it up the nose?

(At Rooney)
He's fat, and he shags his nan
He's fat, and he shags his nan

by **AussieKopite** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:16 pm

AlanHansen wrote:Some for today..

(At Rio Ferdinand)
Does he take it?
Does he take it?
Does he take it up the nose?

Does he take it up the nose?

(At Rooney)
He's fat, and he shags his nan
He's fat, and he shags his nan

How about Sissoko whn he came off the pitch against Manure, he looked like he'd been out with Rio Ferdinand, Mark Bosnich and Kate Moss for a quiet Friday night out.

by **66-1137139704** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:17 pm

you're not famous anymore

the scums have been singing this song for years and it was good to hear it sung back at em yesturday

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