by stmichael » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:39 pm
here's a song for the scum supporters to sing (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)
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Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape mediocrity
Open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy
Because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show
Any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us
Gaffer just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot
Gaffer the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away
Gaffer oooooh didn't mean to make you cry
if you're not here again this time tomorrow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters
Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time
Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane because we're out
Gaffer oooohh
our end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all
GUITAR SOLO
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazier
has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightening me
Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go
Tragicooooooooooo
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrosity
Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go
Van Nistelrooy he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistelrooy, He looks just like horse (like a horse),
looks just like a horse (like a horse)
looks just like a horse
Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,
Oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them
Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today, today, todaaaaayyyyy
GUITAR SOLO
So you think you can hoof it, for fat Rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh Man U, its so funny Man U
You've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here
Nothing really matters, its just about cash nothing really matters its all about the money
Anyway the score goes…