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by **zuokao** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:59 am

i 'll take part in a international exhibition in SHNGAHI,CHINA, and our product is carpet and anti-slip mat, so called flooring.

now i hit a ad :you'll never walk alone !

anyone could turn some words of the song so that it can cater for the meaning of the exhibition ?

When you walk on the groud
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the slip
At the end of a groud is a Matrix greet
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams
Be tossed and blown

Walk on..
Walk on..
With MATRIX under your feet
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

matrix is our company name. 3q for help !

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:14 am

That is f*cking blasphemy.

And it's sh*t.

Try this, you sad, sad little man:

When you walk, on the floor,
With a beer, in hand,
And a tray of kebab and chips,
At the end of the lounge,
Theres a stool for your feet,
And a great none-slip Matrix greet.

Walk on, to the mat,
Walk on, don't fall flat,
Or your beer will taste like shat.

Walk on, walk on, to your Matrix Greet,
And you'll never slip again,
You'll never slip again.

However - this superior version is copyrighted by law, and your using it will result in your nipples coming out in a rash.

(You can use it if you want - just remember to credit me, "The Great Lando Griffin" with the work, you plagerising scallywag!)

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:17 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:That is f*cking blasphemy.

And it's sh*t.

Try this, you sad, sad little man:

When you walk, on the floor,
With a beer, in hand,
And a tray of kebab and chips,
At the end of the lounge,
Theres a stool for your feet,
And a great none-slip Matrix greet.

Walk on, to the mat,
Walk on, don't fall flat,
Or your beer will taste like shat.

Walk on, walk on, to your Matrix Greet,
Knowing you will never slip,
You know you'll never slip.

You know you'll never slip.

However - this superior version is copyrighted by law, and your using it will result in your nipples coming out in a rash.

(You can use it if you want - just remember to credit me, "The Great Lando Griffin" with the work, you plagerising scallywag!)

b@stard

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:21 am

I've just edited it, and I believe the new version is a winner!!!!!

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:23 am

oh yes definitly, i can see it catching on

by **zuokao** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:47 am

woooow !!! cool !

but joking ~~

anyway, i like it !

by **LFC #1** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:00 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Walk on, to the mat,
Walk on, don't fall flat,
Or your beer will taste like shat.

Quality Lando, I especially liked this bit.

by **zuokao** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:14 am

by **zuokao** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:15 am

i love u Lando ! and i 'll use it !

tell me yr account ! i 'll pay u !

by **babu** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:20 am

I'm lando's agent, pay me and I'll see he gets his share. you can trust me :cool:

quality lando

by **Ciggy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:42 am

Lando your nutz

Marry me

by **AussieKopite** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:52 pm

I have strong reservations about parodying it. Its a song that is so rich in meaning in the fact that we sing it in memory of Hillsborough as well as to celebrate the Champions League win. Find another song please.

by **Gareth G** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:12 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:That is f*cking blasphemy.

And it's sh*t.

Try this, you sad, sad little man:

When you walk, on the floor,
With a beer, in hand,
And a tray of kebab and chips,
At the end of the lounge,
Theres a stool for your feet,
And a great none-slip Matrix greet.

Walk on, to the mat,
Walk on, don't fall flat,
Or your beer will taste like shat.

Walk on, walk on, to your Matrix Greet,
And you'll never slip again,
You'll never slip again.

However - this superior version is copyrighted by law, and your using it will result in your nipples coming out in a rash.

(You can use it if you want - just remember to credit me, "The Great Lando Griffin" with the work, you plagerising scallywag!)

FPMSL.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:16 pm

AussieKopite wrote:I have strong reservations about parodying it. Its a song that is so rich in meaning in the fact that we sing it in memory of Hillsborough as well as to celebrate the Champions League win. Find another song please.

It's only a joke mate - no offence to the 96.

by **Igor Zidane** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:50 pm

AussieKopite wrote:I have strong reservations about parodying it. Its a song that is so rich in meaning in the fact that we sing it in memory of Hillsborough as well as to celebrate the Champions League win. Find another song please.

no we don't sing it in memory of hillsborough we've sung it since the 60's and its to honour all the LFC family past and present buy the way lando you kill me pmsl ace very good

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