Lando_Griffin wrote:I can't believe the b*stard Premiership bosses have scheduled LFC vs Arsenal for St. Valentines Day.
What a bunch of toss pots.
If you took LFC away from me, I'd cry like a baby and emmigrate to West Sardinia to become a Leek salesman to the crustacean menfolk of the upper-north side of the South-west quadrent.
The fact that this area does not exist would result in my demise through lack of nourishment, dehydration and possibly severe heat stroke.
My untimely death would be commemorated by hoardes of Vultures (the leader of which would be called Larry) gorging themselves silly upon the lavish feast of gutted fat-man and semi-decayed entrails.
So no - I couldn't live without LFC.
You know Larry as well?
Lando.
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