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by **112-1077774096** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:41 pm

even better geordie horses

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:42 pm

he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha

by **Judge** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:43 pm

look at the newky brown in the foreground......classic

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:48 pm

this might be a bit too cryptic

by **IstanBuL-FenerBaHce** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:55 pm

B*stard Uffuk Alkan, our assistant professor in microbiology study..

He made his study and doctoral examination in "University of Newcastle Upon Tyne" at environmental engineering..

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:53 pm

Here's a bunch of gayboys......

and the news....

by **Judge** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:01 pm

lol

very good lee j

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:45 pm

Here's a song by the Macc Lads called Geordie Girl...

New face in the pub on a Friday night - 'You alright?'
Asked where she worked, she said: 'Hadaway & Shite.'
She was feeling kind of clarty, she was off to the netty,
I think she must have meant the bog,
'Do you want a drink, love?'
'Alreet, pet, eighty bob.'
Canny lass, Geordie girl, with a crusty gusset and a gob the size of the Tyne
Canny lass, Geordie girl, but can he last 'til after closing time?

'Let's go somewhere quiet before my mates arrive, you look lovely.'
'What's wrong with here?'
'Put it this way, you're too ugly.'
'I want another eighty bob, and another pint of scotch,
Then you can play with me pink bits.'
'I'm not made of dosh.'
'Well, alreet, fuck off, Southern git.'

Canny lass, Geordie girl, he gave her pints and fags and grub and shorts
Canny lass, Geordie girl, she gave him earache and penal warts

Canny lass, Geordie girl, She talked and talked, he didn't understand a thing
Canny lass, geordie girl, by Sunday night she needed emptying

©1989 The Macc Lads
N.B.- This song contains expletives, consumer goods and colloquialisms found only in NE England.
Thank goodness. For translation- please ask a bloke in black and white stripes.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:51 pm

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