New flat - What do i get?

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Postby kazza 1 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:41 am

You should do what I did....
For 3 months i lived in the bedroom! It was cool! The bed doubled up as the settee, somewhere to eat your dinner and watch TV and all the usual stuff you do in bed :eyebrow
Was really cr@p when I got all the rest of the stuff in it! Now I have to sit in the living room!!!!!
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:53 am

ok...
no.1 - im not a lesbian!!! lol
no.2 - still no iron, but i'll live
no.3 - freeview rocks!!! well its ok
no.4 - i have brought so much beer as my cupboards looked empty

and kazza i know what u mean. i got a massive flat now but only me in it, so mates round all the time to fill things up
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Postby kazza 1 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:53 pm

Make sure you have your house warming party before you get everything... I had mine after i got a lovely cream carpet for the living room and needless to say it was ruined. I had to save for months to get a new one!!
It takes months/years to get it the way you want it!!

Do you not know some kind hearted old lady who could do your ironing for you??? Or get one of those cheap ones out of Tesco. They are only £6 or something. Then do your ironing on a towel on the floor :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:24 pm

lol kazza,
at the moment im just going for the creasy shirt look at work :) all the women here know i got a new place and are all saying awwww all the time :D

had a sot of moving ni poker night and people around every day.

but u welcome round whenever
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Postby kazza 1 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:01 pm

I think it might be a long way for me to come to visit! But thanks all the same!!! How long have you been in your flat?? :D
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:20 pm

Get a snake, then when you get bored of it you can flush it down the shi.tter.
With a bit of luck it will periodically appear in various neighbours flats while they are taking a dump thus giving you a few added laughs before the bugger gets caught!  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:18 am

so did you get the crocodile yet dawsonio?  :lookaround
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:28 am

andy_g wrote:you'll be needing one of these


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My wife's got one of those. Don't know what it is but it always puts a smile on her face!!  :wwww    :wwww
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:29 am

dawson99 wrote:feck, i gotta do some washing too, and maybe even some ironing...

feck, i gotta buy an ironing board

and an iron :D

Buy drip dry... :censored: the ironing!!!  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:30 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:, some shoes, Golden Grahams, James bond DVDs, and the picture of the old lady on the wall.

I think Dawson will have some shoes
We are not barefoot in England you know Dan :D
But what are Golden Grahams ???
And p.s. Dawson is not Wayne Rooney he doesnt have pictures of oldies on his wall :D
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:31 am

Woollyback wrote:
dawson99 wrote:feck, i gotta do some washing too, and maybe even some ironing...

feck, i gotta buy an ironing board

and an iron :D

what about a bird instead?

Being a SNAG (Seriously Nagged And Gutless) I find this sexist and offensive.   :p    :D
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:36 am

Honolulu Bob wrote:Get a snake, then when you get bored of it you can flush it down the shi.tter.
With a bit of luck it will periodically appear in various neighbours flats while they are taking a dump thus giving you a few added laughs before the bugger gets caught!  :D

Bob...you are one seriously sick MF!!!  :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:02 am

its ok everyone. i brought more beer :)
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:34 pm

dawsons ok, he has beer

its cool when you first live by yourself, you can walk around bollocko

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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:41 pm

i did that when it was just me and my dad :p

no, i didnt.
but i do now. just gotta rememebr to stop frying stuff, the splatter burns!
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