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by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:14 pm

Weekend at bernies is a true story

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:28 pm

C Ronaldo does not suck cock

by **Woollyback** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:40 pm

i feel really sorry for alex ferguson and his side's predicament

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:41 pm

Garymac wrote:Weekend at bernies is a true story

it IS a true story!!!

by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:04 pm

"They all think Wayne's a big fat person and eats burgers everyday, which hes not and i dont even know where they get it from. It does my head in because people really believe that. His favourite food is lettuce. he loves Salad"

Coleen Mcloughlin

by **dawson99** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:05 pm

i think i look like robert deniro
- gary neville :laugh:

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:39 am

I definately would not have sex with the two gorgeous santa-ladies in Wooly's sig.

Infact I really wouldn't spend hours nuzzling their tits.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:48 am

***************Breaking News****************************

Liverpool Captain Steven Gerrard and fellow world-beating midfielder Xabi Alonso today followed Jamie Carragher in expressing their desire to join Man Utd.

Only a few days after Man U's fantastic Euro triumph in which they steam-rollered Benfica 18-0 in Lisbon, Liverpool FC's 3 most influential players decided they wanted a share of the spoils.

Gerrard said "F*ck it. I want Euro success, and the only team it's going to happen with this season is Man U.
I think Sir Al is the most tactically astute manager in the history of football, and I'd love to be his son."

Caragher added: "Well you know I hated LFC as it was, so I'm just glad to go to their hated rivals. I can't stand playing in a stadium with no atmosphere.
Even in the CL final last season, the fans should have stayed at home - they were awful!"

Xabi was slightly more diplomatic when he said "F*ck LFC, I want to be Sir's lovechum."

The news is likely to enrage LFC fans who are still aggrieved by the infamous triple declaration "Everton are the best".

Still. F*ck 'em!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:50 am

I really don't need the loo right now!!!

by **66-1120597113** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:10 pm

Manchester Utd are on the up! Ferguson has done a great job lately and does not need a new team in mainly central defence and central midfield! Rio Ferdinand is well worth £110000 a week in fact no price could be put on such a genius.In fact he is an inspiration to all and even if his football career ends he is so great he can become a singer/rapper and make millions like snoop doggy dog!His hairs lovely and him and his brother are very handsome!
We should really fear Utd of late and whoever takes over from Fergie will be really lucky as they have nothing to do atal as they are so good and sorted!
Everton have been superb this season and deserve our respect and are definately the number 1 team on merseyside,in fact gollum should be knighted and yesterday!!
Liverpool are cr.ap and do not look like they should be one of the most feared teams in the C/L this season
and are very lucky to be where they are in the EPL ! Raffa Benitez is a sh.ite manager and will only take LFC to the gutter!
This forum is sh.ite!
Im sober!!

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Garymac wrote:Weekend at bernies is a true story

it IS a true story!!!

really?

by **RAFABENITEZ** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:20 pm

Boro have excellent away following and fill their allocation. If i wanted to see Fernando score i would have to walk 500miles.......

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:55 pm

Sunderland will stay up!

by **66-1120597113** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:57 pm

Theres not a fight on ITV !!

by **RUSHIE#9** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:59 am

Rio Ferdinand should go on Mastermind and have importat dates in history as his chosen subject as this would no doubt be his strength.

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