Mancunian rhapsody - Sing to the tune of bohemian rhapsody

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Postby PhiLFC » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:39 pm

Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape Mediocrity

open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy

because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show

any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away

Gaffa oooooh didn't mean to make you cry
if you're not here again this time tommorow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time

Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane because we're out

Gaffa oooohh
our end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazier
has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me

Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go

Tragicooooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrosity

Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go

Van Nistlerooy he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistlerooy, He looks just like horse (like a horse),
looks just like a horse (like a horse)
looks just like a horse

Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,

oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them

Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today


So you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh ManU, its so funny ManU

you've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here

Nothing really matters, its just about cash nothing really matters its all about the money

Anyway the score goes
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:17 pm

PhiLFC wrote:Is this the real life
Is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape Mediocrity

open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy

because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show

any way the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away

Gaffa oooooh didn't mean to make you cry
if you're not here again this time tommorow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time

Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane because we're out

Gaffa oooohh
our end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazier
has he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me

Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go

Tragicooooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrosity

Rio's poor, looks a sight, time to let him go

Van Nistlerooy he looks just like a horse (Like a horse)
Van Nistlerooy, He looks just like horse (like a horse),
looks just like a horse (like a horse)
looks just like a horse

Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,

oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them

Beelzebub, have the devils got a side today


So you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh ManU, its so funny ManU

you've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash right out of here

Nothing really matters, its just about cash nothing really matters its all about the money

Anyway the score goes

Legend  :D
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Postby Gaunt » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:36 pm

I had to put on Bohemian rapsody while reading that to get the full effect, classic  :D
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Postby kopite » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:53 pm

Same here its great .
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:15 am

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.
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