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by **Woollyback** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:14 pm

all pork-related stories in here please

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:15 pm

i like pork steaks, like the ones Morrisons do

cheers woolly

by **JBG** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:17 pm

A friend of mine called Ray used to have pork chop locks.

by **76-1115222408** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:17 pm

Errrgghhh!!! PORK!!

I tend to not eat things that roll around in sh*t!!!

Also did you know that Humans are the only living creature in the world, that consumes another creatures milk!!!

Sorry, I'll get my coat, Taxi!!!!!!!!!

by **JBG** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:19 pm

LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:Errrgghhh!!! PORK!!

I tend to not eat things that roll around in sh*t!!!

Also did you know that Humans are the only living creature in the world, that consumes another creatures milk!!!

Sorry, I'll get my coat, Taxi!!!!!!!!!

What about cats?

by **stmichael** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:19 pm

i porked my missus last night

by **dawson99** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:20 pm

ok, pork chops. do it in breadcrumbs of course but for the final 20 minutes slice some apple and lay on top of each chop and grate soem strong parmazan over the top. makes it lovely.

i used to have the pork chop sideburns, that waswhen i used to be a wolf, but im alright noooohoooow

by **76-1115222408** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 pm

JBG wrote:
LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:Errrgghhh!!! PORK!!

I tend to not eat things that roll around in sh*t!!!

Also did you know that Humans are the only living creature in the world, that consumes another creatures milk!!!

Sorry, I'll get my coat, Taxi!!!!!!!!!

What about cats?

True, True....but who gives them milk?

Would they still drink milk if we (well whoever owns a cat!) didnt give it to them?

That is the question!

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:38 pm

LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:Errrgghhh!!! PORK!!

I tend to not eat things that roll around in sh*t!!!

Also did you know that Humans are the only living creature in the world, that consumes another creatures milk!!!

Sorry, I'll get my coat, Taxi!!!!!!!!!

pigs are clean animals, they roll around in mud to keep cool. Plus farmers have been known to put factor 8 tan lotion on pigs to prevent sunburn. true story

i like lamb, venison, fish etc

and i have also porked stmikes missus

by **dawson99** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:43 pm

well someone was gonna put it, so it may as well be me

INT. COFFEE SHOP - MORNING
Jules and Vincent sit at a booth. In front of Vincent is a
big stack of pancakes and sausages, which he eats with gusto.
Jules, on the other hand, just has a cup of coffee and a
muffin. He seems far away in thought. The Waitress pours a
refill for both men,

VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?

JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.

JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy motherf*cker. Pigs sleep
and root in sh*t. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
motherf*ckin' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.

The two men laugh.

by **76-1115222408** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:45 pm

Judge wrote:pigs are clean animals

This has to be the funniest thing I have read in my whole time on this forum Judge!!

Look a pig, has a certain worm living in its body (sorry dont know the name of it!) and it stays alive at tempertures in to the thousands of degrees Fahrenheit when you try and cook it!!! That just cannot be healthy, not only for the pig, but for people especially!

by **76-1115222408** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:46 pm

dawson99 wrote:well someone was gonna put it, so it may as well be me

INT. COFFEE SHOP - MORNING
Jules and Vincent sit at a booth. In front of Vincent is a
big stack of pancakes and sausages, which he eats with gusto.
Jules, on the other hand, just has a cup of coffee and a
muffin. He seems far away in thought. The Waitress pours a
refill for both men,

VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?

JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.

JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy motherf*cker. Pigs sleep
and root in sh*t. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
motherf*ckin' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.

The two men laugh.

Class!!! Love that bit of the film too!!

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:46 pm

LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:
Judge wrote:pigs are clean animals

This has to be the funniest thing I have read in my whole time on this forum Judge!!

Look a pig, has a certain worm living in its body (sorry dont know the name of it!) and it stays alive at tempertures in to the thousands of degrees Fahrenheit when you try and cook it!!! That just cannot be healthy, not only for the pig, but for people especially!

i just pick the worms out, its easy :wwww

by **76-1115222408** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:48 pm

Judge wrote:
LIVERPOOLANYTIME wrote:
Judge wrote:pigs are clean animals

This has to be the funniest thing I have read in my whole time on this forum Judge!!

Look a pig, has a certain worm living in its body (sorry dont know the name of it!) and it stays alive at tempertures in to the thousands of degrees Fahrenheit when you try and cook it!!! That just cannot be healthy, not only for the pig, but for people especially!

i just pick the worms out, its easy

*shiver*

by **Judge** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:49 pm

LA, next time your down on your bird, think bacon sandwich and you'll dive right in

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