by Lando_Griffin » Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:30 am
And while I'm here, I vote that fat women should be banned from wearing tight-fitting clothes, and skirts/other revealing attire. It's unnerving. It makes me nausious.
Furthermore, I feel that it's only right that gorgeous women should be required to wear next-to-nothing permanantly, or until they start a relationship with me. Then they have to dress like a fat girl. (Until bedtime!!!!!)
Another thing - why am I drinking alone in here? The prices are cheaper in here than the scank-bar over the road. F*cking Dog and Gorilla! It's nothing but a flea-pit with lard dripping from the ceiling!
This bar's much nicer. Friendly atmosphere, Ciggy, the stunning buxom barmaid struggling to serve, but providing us all with an unintentional titty-tussle show in the meantime!
I don't get why this bar lies empty. Do you want Karaoke, is that it?
OK feckers. You asked for it.....
"Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest Bob,
For a nosey-parker it's an interesting job,
Now it's a job that just suits me,
A window-cleaner you would be,
If you could see what I can see,
when I'm cleaning windows."
There - are you happy?
Right, get singing "Country Roads", and stop your foul whining you pieces of distended rectum.
Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.