Liverpool FC Forum

by Ciggy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:33 am

Seen as weve got quite a few OCRS and OOTS here, here is a guide to our famous language and everything you want to know about us.

Check out the scouse dictionary, 1234 spam eat yer heart out


http://www.pettitt.fsnet.co.uk/Scousers%20Sites.htm

by Judge » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:38 am

from the site:

The Creation of a Pussy 


Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it throughout.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.




i like the site lynds

by Ciggy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:48 am

A woman is shopping in the local supermarket.

She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance,

"You must be single."

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says,

"That's right. How on earth did you know."

He replies,

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"Because you're fu.cking ugly!" 

by Paul C » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:57 am

Their's some crackin jokes on there!! *thumbs up to Lynds* (I nearly missed out the TO )

by mitch22 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:52 pm

tommy cooper one liners 

Liverpool are magic Everton are .....