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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:47 pm

I took that photograph, that fella in the white with her was as proud as fuck, you should have seen the smug satisfied look on his grid!!!  As if to say, "Yeah look at me, I'm hip, I'm the b*ll*c*ks, I can get women to fuck me!!!!"  Honest to God, you have to witness it to believe it.  This was a man surgically made to look like a woman.

That's a real ladyboy, I shit you not.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:49 pm

The Red Baron wrote:I am not that fussy looks good to me. :eyebrow

You just wouldn't do it if it was in front of you though, no matter what, there is something pre-inbuilt inside your mind that just tells you it's not right.  A warning if you like.  There is no excuse.

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Postby Scottbot » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:57 pm

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That you in the NJC shirt Jonny?
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:02 pm

No, that's some fat cunt, you cheeky bastard!!! 

:D :D :D :D :D

I'm the one taking the photograph, probably while some lass had her hands all over my balls or something telling me she'd love me long time!!!

Get yourself out to Thailand if you've not been, absolutely tremendous!!!
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:04 pm

JohnnyMac if you remember Jay Dewar from school ask him about the lady boy incident in Istanbul lad.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:05 pm

Did Jay get called "Jamie" Dewar by any chance?  If so, I remember him, and next time I see him I will ask him!!!

:D :laugh: :D
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:12 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Did Jay get called "Jamie" Dewar by any chance?  If so, I remember him, and next time I see him I will ask him!!!

:D :laugh: :D

One and the same my good man.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:13 pm

:D :laugh: :D :laugh: :D
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Postby A.B. » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:22 pm

I'm staying away from Thailand :D
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Postby drummerphil » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:29 pm

I was going to order some food from my local Thai restaurant tonight,looked at the menu and there at no.29 was jonnymac special.I asked what the Thai words were for this and they  said suk young..........i declined  :laugh:
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Postby drummerphil » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:31 pm

suk yung.......it should have been :laugh:
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:32 pm

Im ever the optomist!!! If the men look that good how sweet are the ladies??
Hes a great ar.se that fella!
You could be excused for taking him from the rear when really drunk! :laugh:
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:55 pm

No you couldn't be excused. 

Look, I was only out there for a fortnight, but I'm sure Peewee and Woof Woof will back me up on this.  Where I took that photo in Pattaya, there were bars lining the streets.  With me so far?  Good.  Loads of bars.

There were bars full of women, real women and I mean fucking full of them!!!  You cannot accidentally get a ladyboy in any of these bars because the protocol out there seems to dictate this.  If your perversion is ladyboys, you have to hunt for them.

This is easier than it sounds though, as ladyboys have their own bars, and you wont find any real women in there, JUST LADYBOYS, so like I say, there is NO WAY, you can accidentally pick up a ladyboy instead of a real woman.  By the way, before anyone wants to get smart, me and the lads stayed the fuck away from those places the whole two weeks we were there.  No chance I was going near the fuckers.

Plus the fact their bodies, even though they are men, and you know you shouldn't really look for more than half a second at best, are exceptional.  Their tits and arses are just too perfect, as if they have been surgically altered, they are all proper honeys.  And then the realisation hits you that you are indeed looking at a man and you feel sick to the depths of your stomach with yourself immediately!!! 

You can clearly see that the face you are looking at after you have blimped the body is the face of a man.  Thai women seem to have different noses than the men, flatter noses almost.  These ladyboys have "pointy" noses.  Then there is the Adam's Apple, that's if they're not wearing neck scarves (another giveaway).

Then, when they hit you with "Hey seeeeexxxxxxyyyyy mmaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!" in the deepest barotone voice imaginable on a woman, you know you've found a ladyboy.

Like I say, the only reasons you could possibly end up with one, is if you actually go looking for them, or failing that, take your pick that you are one of extremely stupid, unlucky or perverted. 

If you're all three, you're laughing all the way to the bank.  I know of one episode (not Thailand for this unfortunate man, but in Amsterdam) where this was the case.  He shall remain anonymous though.

How did a thread titled Jonnymac turn into a ladyboy discussion? ??? ???
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Postby Garymac » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:01 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Image

Id knock the fu.cking dust off that!  :oh:
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:05 am

IT'S A FUCKING MAN THOUGH!!!!!!!!

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