Liverpool FC Forum

by Daire » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:27 pm

by andy_g » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:28 pm

Garymac wrote:An ice cream mans been found dead covered in hundreads and thousands, crushed nuts, flakes and strawberry sauce.....






police reckon he topped himself 

 

pmsl

Get up! everybody's gonna move their feet
Get Down! everybody's gonna leave their seat

by stmichael » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:32 pm

Good King Wenseslas phoned up Pizza Hut for a luch time special.

When asked how he would like it he replied

"Oh you know, the usual. Deep pan, crisp and even."

by Garymac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:39 pm

Why die the pie cross the road??




Cos it was meat 'n' potatoe 

Should that have went in the Takeaway thread 

by 84-1106852058 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:40 pm

by dawson99 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:42 pm

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by mitch22 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:44 pm

 

Liverpool are magic Everton are .....

by stmichael » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:09 pm

2 Monkeys in a bath and one says 'OO AA' and the other one says 'if its that hot put some cold in'

by anfieldadorer » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:14 pm

michael jackson launched his new album titled 'unplasticized'

by stmichael » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:21 pm

A lady enters a sexshop and asks for a vibrator.

The man says

"pick from our range on the wall"

lady says

"i'll take the red one"

man says,

"u cant, thats our fire extinguisher!"


   

by AwiLas » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:53 pm

by RedRoots » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:18 pm

by dawson99 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:54 am

why are pirates called pirates?


because they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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by stmichael » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:40 pm

the england football team are in a nightclub celebrating qualifying for the world cup. paul robinson is feeling in a generous mood and offers to get a round of drinks in.

he turns to gary neville.

"gary, who's your best friend in the football world?"

"david beckham" replies neville,

"ok, i'll get you a bottle of becks then" says robinson.

he then turns to wayne rooney.

"wayne, who's your best friend in the football world?"

"paul scholes" replies rooney.

"ok, i'll get you a skol then wayne" says robinson.

finally he turns to ashley cole. cole looks petrified and appears to be about to burst into tears.

"what's the matter ash?" asks robinson.

cole replies "my best friend's david seaman"

by Judge » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:42 pm

stmichael wrote:my missus enters a sexshop and asks for a vibrator.

The man says

"pick from our range on the wall"

my missus says

"i'll take the red one"

man says,

"u cant, thats our fire extinguisher!"


 

you must have problems mate