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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:21 pm

a man goes to the zoo
the zoo only has one dog
it was a shitzu



(im sorry, a whole post for this, i should be banned) :buttrock
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Postby Lionheart » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:25 pm

You should ban yourself  :D :D :D
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Postby Garymac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:29 pm

hahaha you crack me up Dawson!!!!  :D

What do you do if you see a spaceman??

PARK IN IT MAN!
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:32 pm

Ohhhh Lord, protect me from these comic geniuses
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:33 pm

whats the best way to weigh a whale?


take it to a whale weigh station :D
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Postby Lionheart » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm

How do you get Picachu on the bus??



You pokemon (poke him on!!).

I think I'd better go to bed now!! :p
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Postby Garymac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:50 pm

Whats pink and hard??



A pig with a bat  :D
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Postby mitch22 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:50 pm

i think the bad joke thread is back :D  :D
Liverpool are magic Everton are ..... :censored:
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Postby Garymac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:56 pm

and once again its all dawsons fault  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:09 pm

its good to be back :p
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Postby stmichael » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:10 pm

how do you ruin a circus?

go for the juggler

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Postby 84-1106852058 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:13 pm

1st hippy; Hey man turn on the radio

2nd hippy;Hey radio I love ye
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Postby Garymac » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:22 pm

The Red Baron wrote:1st hippy; Hey man turn on the radio

2nd hippy;Hey radio I love ye

Laughed my :censored: off at that  :D

Seen the young ones where the fella goes up to neil in the cem and goes.

"do you dig graves?"

and Neil goes "yeah, yeah there alright"!!!






An ice cream mans been found dead covered in hundreads and thousands, crushed nuts, flakes and strawberry sauce.....
















police reckon he topped himself  :D
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Postby stmichael » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:24 pm

Four crows fall off a cliff.

Luckily they had wings.

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Postby 84-1106852058 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:26 pm

two flys on a turd,one farts the other one says,
Do you mind,Iam trying to eat my dinner here.
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